Door guy wasn't around, so we got in for free, which was a bonus. If you get in before 7, they have some decent drink specials going on. Girls were alright for that time of night. Seemed like the girls spend a read more...

Okay place. Topless and g string. $20 for lap dances. If you want lap dances in a private room you pay $20 to the club to get the wristband. A few of the girls will do anything if the money is read more...

This place has a lot going for it: parking and renovations. It's out of the way, just south of Kemah. Used to be a regular stop of mine before Hurricane Ike. I like to drink, smoke, and watch the girls. Can't do that in any read more...

WOW a real pig farm! Oink Oink Oink * Ugly fat girls with bad breath! Run for the door don't just walk! Let us all go to HEARTBREAKERS! Better class of girls! Hot dogs & corn dogs are on the limited menu. Mostly a hang read more...

The club looks terrible from the outside – just a cinder block rectangle. The entrance does not help that opinion. When you go through the door you just walk down a bare hall and then take a right into the club. Inside read more...

Very nice club... I wish this one was closer to where I live/work. When I entered the club, there were about 20 dancers working and around that many customers. I later found out that almost all the customers were regulars. The atmosphere read more...

I visited this club one time on $10 dance day, playing hookey from my job for an extended lunch where they were lax keeping tabs on people. Many of the girls on the shift were mostly on the heavy side (Lineup was a couple read more...

I came back from Galveston from Beach Weekend. The total nude club on the Island did not have anyone on stage but they wanted a $20.00 cover charge and they said it would be a 1/2 before a dancer would hit stage.I headed north on read more...

Total dive! Took my wife there...jesus what a mistake. She had to piss and required a security detail. Dancers were nasty...looked like massage/spa reject girls. The people that keep this place in business are insane given the quality within a 15 minute drive of this read more...

This club is a total hole. Skip it. The girls were at best 4's. Bad attitudes. Crappy place. You would think they could do better considering all of the traffic near by with the Kemah boardwalk. If they read more...