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Heartbreakers


3200 Gulf Freeway
Dickinson, Texas 77539
From Houston: I-45 South, exit #19
281-337-4091
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M-F 11:30-2 SAT- SUN 12-2
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed
Member Rating: 6.32 / 10
12 Month Trend: even
Reviews: 30

Cover Charge
  Day: 3
  Night: 9

Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 7
• Beer and Wine • Full Bar • Lunch • Dinner • Cigar Bar • Pool Tables • DJ • Stage Dancing (Bikini) • Stage Dancing (Topless) • Lap Dances (Bikini) • Lap Dances (Topless) • VIP / Champagne Room

Heartbreakers Reviews

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Reviews: 1-25 | 26-30
BigHoss Send Private Message to BigHoss
July 4, 2010
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 10
$ Value: 9
Overall : 9.00
Great club, best I've been to by far! The club itself was a bit chilly, and darker than I'd prefer, but I quickly got over those problems when one of the girls came over to keep me company! A few of the dancers on stage weren't that read more...

earlyriser60609 Send Private Message to earlyriser60609
June 26, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67
First time back at the 'breakers in 7 years. Pros: cleanest club I've been in. I never eat strip club food but a couple of the dancers insisted it was good. $9 cover at 8:00PM...fairly empty, was told it gets cranking around 11:00PM. Nice read more...


Cravey Send Private Message to Cravey
March 19, 2010
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.33
I don't normally get to the Southeast side clubs but after landing at Hobby, decided to visit Heartbreakers for the first time in 5+ years. The dancers run the gambit from 4s to 8s with the majority sliding in around a 6. The bartender was read more...

longmerlin Send Private Message to longmerlin
January 26, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.67
This place is always the first one your friends suggest you all meet up at when you go out after work. And that's the problem: if you want to stay anonymous then this isn't the club for you. I've been there several times. Each and read more...

Desidawg Send Private Message to Desidawg
January 9, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.67
This place always has a decent sized crowd and good number of girls. Three stages are present so it increases the odds of seeing something you like. Girls are ok, mixed ethinicites as well as few chubbies. Lap dances are 20$ and they also have read more...

twboyhouston Send Private Message to twboyhouston
September 28, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.33
A few important things I forgot to add: (1) Heartbreakers is off I-45 about halfway between Houston and Galveston. It is about 20 miles from downtown Houston. Because it is outside of Houston limits, the same laws governing dancers do not apply here. read more...

twboyhouston Send Private Message to twboyhouston
September 28, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.33
I arrived about 4 right after the first football game of the day. Cover was $3. It was fairly crowded with about 60 customers. On Sundays, they let you order a free steak dinner until 5, so I ordered one, and it read more...

leglover Send Private Message to leglover
August 4, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
Stopped into Heartbreakers for the first time on a Thursday evening. I had been in Galveston all day working and was not going to fight the traffic to get back to the west side of Houston, so figured this was a good place to read more...

Saw this while out for walk on out of town trip.
Player11 Send Private Message to Player11
July 3, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 7
Overall : 8.00
I don't normally go to this club as many of them are hustlers. The free steak dinner on Saturdays is awesome. This time I went on a Saturday to have the free dinner and visit with a gal I knew from another club read more...

BigJason2008 Send Private Message to BigJason2008
January 23, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 2
$ Value: 5
Overall : 3.33
It's been a couple of years since I last visited this club. However, I really liked it back then. Unfortunately, it seems like the club has had some big changes. First, the sign outside no longer says "Heartbreakers". I think it read more...

dancergirl24 Send Private Message to dancergirl24
October 6, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
They had a wide variety of girls working and many to choose from. There were a couple fat chicks but most of them were very pretty. They have great food and u can smoke inside the club. most clubs smoking is not allowed. overall i read more...

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wallanon Send Private Message to wallanon
August 30, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.33
This is where the week started to go terribly wrong. I-45 Southbound was a friggin' parking lot. Friday afternoon and I decided to drive crosstown to start the run down over by Galveston (Southeast of Houston) and work my way back up. read more...

screg Send Private Message to screg
July 3, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.33
Haven't been to HB in about three years. Got there around 7 pm. About 20 PL's in the house. Equal number of dancers. Unfortunately the girls here don't really circulate. Most just hangout with regulars. As a result didn't get read more...

jackal7 Send Private Message to jackal7
March 3, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 3
Overall : 3.00
Just went there. Its a nice place, BUT the dancers spent too much time talking to their regulars instead of paying attention to everyone. Ther were a bunch of 5-7's and although I had more $Cash on me than anyone there, I wasn't able to read more...

usmc Send Private Message to usmc
October 4, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.00
Pretty good club. Lots of women of all flavors, including some 7s and 8s. Got a couple of dances with a couple of different girls -- while the milage varied, both dancers gave enjoyable dances. Have not determined if there are extras read more...

woodyman Send Private Message to woodyman
January 4, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
On a recent business trip to Houston, I decided to check out Heartbreakers for the first time in several years. It is a long drive south from Houston, but still worth the drive. There is a great selection of girls, many of them read more...

StevenSSmythe Send Private Message to StevenSSmythe
December 10, 2006
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
There are very few places in this country where $1 can get you intimate contact with a beautiful woman, and this is one of them. Almost every girl in the place actually treats every tipper as if a buck was still worth something. read more...

houoilguy Send Private Message to houoilguy
August 8, 2006
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
I had not been to this club in two years, but was down in that area seeing some friends and decided to see how it was holding up with those same friends. This is a large club, with a VIP room upstairs, overlooking the read more...

robby100 Send Private Message to robby100
March 27, 2006
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
Decided to visit this club again after my previous visits proved quite worthwhile. Laura was there as usual (night shift, tall dirty blonde, very friendly). Got to meet a new petite spinner type from Egypt who called herself Iman. Got excellend dances from both this read more...

AlwaysLooking Send Private Message to AlwaysLooking
February 15, 2006
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 3
Overall : 3.00
Well, I give it a 3, but will be headed back there tonight with some colleagues to see if it can improve at all. I was here last 3 weeks ago on a Tuesday night. There were about 10 girls working and 15 read more...

robby100 Send Private Message to robby100
February 14, 2006
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
This club was a pleasant surprise, given most of the reviews that there is not much action here. Went by on a weekday evening, about 20 girls working. The upstairs VIP is $25 - you get a wrist band to wear for the night. Spent read more...

deke101 Send Private Message to deke101
February 4, 2006
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 9.00
Checked out several south Houston Clubs, and Heartbreakers was by far the best. Middle of the week, and the club (main room) nearly full. Girls (15 or so dancing) ranged from 7-9, with 3 stages going. Spent some time with read more...

justified Send Private Message to justified
October 7, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
We went here a couple days ago. This is still one of my favorite places in the south Houston area. Most of the girls are 8's and 9's. I spent most of my time with a curvy petite woman that had a read more...

AlwaysLooking Send Private Message to AlwaysLooking
May 12, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
Ok, maybe an 8 is too high, but I went there last night and it was amazing. There were probably about 50 girls working with only about 40 guys in the joint. More important than that was that Heartbreakers had went out and read more...

mookie Send Private Message to mookie
February 12, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 10
$ Value: 10
Overall : 10.00
I've been to this club four or five times in the past two years, and every time it has been one the most enjoyable times that I've had. Look for a girl named Maya, she gives great dances, if you are nice, she read more...

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