what is your favorite pet name for your penis?

Don't mean to kill the buzz, but I don't name my penis. It's just my dick or my cock. I never understood why a guy would want to anthropomorphize his penis. I mean, it can't talk.

He's known as Lil' Stevie (unfortunately)

"it can't talk"

No, but definitely sends some non-verbal messages

Elvis-because he's the King of Rock n Roll

Check out this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0l09K0-4fs

Tom Green sings Pet Names for Genitalia.

Plenty of good ideas there and it is sung as a parody of "we didn't start the fire".

I have not seen or heard from Tom Green for a while..I wonder what he is up to. I remember when he went to Japan and went around investigating the used panty market. Funny stuff.

I don't have a name for mine, either.

But there was a song in a Monty Python movie ("Meaning of Life," maybe?) about various names for penii. "John Thomas," "Willie," "One-eyed Trouser Snake," etc.

I thought it was funny how the Minnesota Viking's mascot is the Purple Helmet Warrior. That is a pet name for penis.
http://www.footballbabble.com/images/Viktor%20the%20Viking.jpg

I think that's Weird Al

Back in the olden days in college, my girlfriend named my dick. My roommates over heard the name. Fortunately they thought it was a pet name for me and not specifically for my dick. Unfortunately it stuck for a long time. Now I use it in the clubs. I had to show a bartender I've know for two year my drivers license to prove my real name.

This belongs in the old "Strip Club Names" thread, which is now too old to reply to; however, I did not want to start a new thread. So, hey!--just hijack this one, okay?

Given my propensity for Latinas, and the fact that I had breakfast from a place with this name, I'd name a strip club...
"Taco Cabana"

PAS, what did she name it?

You think it is Weird Al? I always thought of him as someone interested in selling family friendly records. This song would be out of character for him, no?

"Shorty," he confessed sadly.

i prefer 10 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harvey, after the 6 foot white rabbit.

"caution: Penis may be larger than appears in mirror"

I wasn't going to mention it but it's Otis. We had Otis elevators in the dorms. She said she could push my buttons and make me go up or go down. Sometimes I just tell people it from Andy Griffith.

I don't name body parts either. I call my arm an arm, etc. etc.

I once called one dancers leg Thanksgiving and her other leg Christmas. Then I jokingly asked if I could come visit between the holidays. She said she hadn't heard that joke before.

casualguy, run like hell if you see a hannukah candle in between the holidays

Godzilla

Occasionally I use "My little friend" but mostly just my dick.

One of my favorite answers when a stripper asks "what brings you here?" is "I'm just looking for a friend for my little friend".

PAS:

"Otis! My man!" (from "National Lampoon's Animal House")

It was Tuscl_brother that did refer to it as "mr happy" in all of his posts and reviews. I miss that guy.

He misses TUSCL too.

NAMES FOR MR. HAPPY

I don't use a name for mine, but one I've often heard in MisterGuy.