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November 20, 2009 • Vol. 16, No. 324


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Houston without Latex

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Review Date: November 17, 2009
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 4
Value Rating: 4

The club looks terrible from the outside – just a cinder block rectangle. The entrance does not help that opinion. When you go through the door you just walk down a bare hall and then take a right into the club. Inside VIPs Read On...


Cotton Tails
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 1.00
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Review Date: October 19, 2009
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 1
Dancer Rating: 1
Value Rating: 1

I just tried calling Cotton Tails at 11 PM on 10/19. The guy who answered the phone said, "This isn't Cotton Tails, they are closed now." They had some ads about a grand opening a few months ago - either the economy or VIPs Read On...


Diamond Club South
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 2.67
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Review Date: October 15, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Club Rating: 3
Dancer Rating: 3
Value Rating: 2

This is the second time that I have stopped in here and it will probably be the last. The first was when the place had just opened, almost a year ago. The interior was still pretty rough. The building had been a VIPs Read On...


Joy of Houston
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 5.33
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Review Date: August 30, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 5

Joy just advertised that they have an SOB license, so the girls can dance topless. Girls wear latex on their nipples in most of Houston under the current law. I dropped into Joy on Saturday night about 9 PM, to see some bare breasts. It VIPs Read On...


Camelot
Washington, D.C.

Overall Rating: 5.00
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Review Date: August 20, 2009
Visited on: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 3

I went into Camelot on a Tuesday night at about 8 PM. The doorman called “On coming in” on his radio as I entered – which seemed pretty strange to me. Inside the club was clean and very high class looking. There VIPs Read On...


Solid Platinum
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 3.33
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Review Date: August 1, 2009
Visited on: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 3
Value Rating: 3

Skip this place – there are a lot of better options. Dinner at the Mexican restaurant next door was pretty good – do that and then drive away! We arrived about 7 PM on Tuesday – just as the cover charge started. The door VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: July 11, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8

I dropped in this afternoon, with Michael’s as my second choice. A new club near here had advertised a Grand Opening and big lunch buffet today – there were three cars at the place when I showed up. After lunch at a restaurant, VIPs Read On...


Ritz
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.33
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Review Date: June 8, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 5

I stopped into the Ritz on Saturday in time to watch the Belmont Stakes. Cover charge was $7. Seemed like it should be Happy Hour, but a Heineken was $7.50. The good news was that they had some free BBQ which VIPs Read On...


D. B. Coopers Mansion
Spring, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.67
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Review Date: April 14, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6

To get there - slow down at the place selling rocks and get ready to turn right. I missed that turn off the feeder and tried to circle back to the place by taking the next right. There was a single road that VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: March 12, 2009
Visited on: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

I stopped in on a Tuesday night about 9 PM. I had read the reviews and printed a coupon, so I bypassed the $10 cover. Beers were $5. There were a lot of girls and they were all just great looking – VIPs Read On...


Houston Dolls
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 4.00
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Review Date: February 18, 2009
Visited on: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 3
Value Rating: 5

I stopped in about 5:45 PM, for a drink before going out to dinner last night. Outside the parking lot and the club look run down. Inside, the club is actually well appointed; there is a nice high ceiling and the layout and VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: January 18, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 7

I dropped in to watch football and see some girls. The cover charge was $4. The club is really large - there is a second set of tables used for dances off the second, unused bar. Drinks were $1, although a regular VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: October 12, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 7

I stopped into Rick’s at Happy Hour on Wednesday. This seemed like a great alternative to sitting in rush hour traffic. Inside it has a nice looking bar on the right as you enter, with a main stage and two small stages, and VIPs Read On...


Treasures
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 8.67
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Review Date: September 11, 2008
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8

I stopped in for Happy Hour on Thursday night with another guy around 5:30 PM, after a work. There were a decent number of girls, though I saw more and prettier later in the evening. The girls were mostly in the 7-9 – not VIPs Read On...


XTC South
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.33
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Review Date: July 16, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 7

I tried XTC in South Houston for the first time on Saturday 8:50 PM – midnight. The dude on the phone said the cover was $10 before 9 PM and went up in steps to $25 after 10:30 PM. The club is full VIPs Read On...


Ritz
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 5.67
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Review Date: June 25, 2008
Visited on: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 5

I went to the Ritz on VIP Customer Appreciation night – which meant that they had cheap drinks and some door prize drawings from 6-8 pm. The girls were mostly 6-7 range, with one blond 9. Dance negotiations started with ‘$125 for the VIPs Read On...


Vixens
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.00
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Review Date: May 30, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 6

I'll start with a few warnings: The cover charge at happy hour is $5 now and the well drinks and draft beer are $4. The warning is LATEX. The place, whatever it's called, is close enough to a church so the new Houston VIPs Read On...


Moments Cabaret
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.67
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Review Date: May 5, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 7

I stopped into Moments about 12:30 PM this Saturday for a beer, since 'Ironman' was sold out and I had an hour to kill. I didn't know they were open but figured it was worth a shot. Free parking, free admission, FREE LUNCH! VIPs Read On...


Treasures
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 7.00
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Review Date: March 1, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7

Raided at Treasurers! I dropped in on Friday night with another guy around 9 PM, after a couple of disappointing stops at Diamonds and Moulin Café. There were lots of pretty girls, mostly on the higher end of 6-9, with a few 10's! VIPs Read On...


Moulin Cabaret
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 5.00
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Review Date: February 13, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5

I stopped in about 5:30 PM on a Wednesday. No cover, $3.75 beers, about ten customers and about ten girls. Most of the girls were not good looking; either no tits or a gut. T he two best looking were about 7's. VIPs Read On...


Show Palace
South Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 9.00
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Review Date: January 20, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9

I arrived with a friend about 8 PM Friday night, in the rain. There is a $5 parking charge (no place to park that isn't called a valet spot) and a $7 per person bar charge that covers getting ice for your beer or VIPs Read On...


Vixens
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.00
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Review Date: November 14, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6

First of all, the name has changed again! The big sign outside still says Sugars but inside there is a little poster that says Vixens. I almost turned around to go but the white board next next to theposter said no cover and VIPs Read On...


Splendor
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 6.00
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Review Date: October 24, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6

I went with a friend to Splendor after hitting Ricks and St. James around Happy Hour. There was a $6.00 cover and not much going on inside. They still have the waterfall feature on the stage, but I would trade it for some VIPs Read On...


Vixens
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 8.00
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Review Date: September 26, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8

It was a memorable evening; I stopped into Sugar's for the Sunday 'back from the beach' barbeque. I was a little late, so the food selection wasn't great but it all tasted pretty good - especially since it came with the $5 cover. VIPs Read On...


Legs Cabaret
Houston, Texas

Overall Rating: 3.00
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Review Date: August 21, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 3
Dancer Rating: 3
Value Rating: 3

I dropped about 7 PM last night - thought it would be better than sitting in traffic on I-45. Not much better! The girls ranged from 3-5; not much to look at. the day shift girls were all leaving right then and VIPs Read On...




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