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November 20, 2009 • Vol. 16, No. 324


jablake's Profile & Reviews


Member Since: March 2007

Last Seen: November 2009

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jablake's Reviews (1-13)

Secrets
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 10.00
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Review Date: September 20, 2008
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS! Thank you. Highlight: The dance prices have been reduced back to $5. I hadn't planned on returning to this club because they had raised the dance prices to $10 per dance and there was even a confrontation with management VIPs Read On...


Club 1 Tweezie
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 10.00
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Review Date: August 4, 2008
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS! Although this club has high visibility as you pass by it on I-95 getting there can be a little tricky. I took 441 (NW 2nd Avenue) to Miami Gardens Drive (NW 183rd Street) and headed east. Almost immediately (1/2 block) VIPs Read On...


Sandals
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 1.00
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Review Date: August 2, 2008
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 1
Dancer Rating: 1
Value Rating: 1

PLEASE IGNORE NUMBER RANKING!!! Heck, if you're gay or bisexual and are interested in males this club might be Heaven for you. I believe it is a gorgeous club. The name is now Sandals. "Sandals (Formerly Zippers and Cupid's Cabaret) 1060 NE 79th VIPs Read On...


Club VIP
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 10.00
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Review Date: August 2, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS. I visited this club currently named Club Cat (next week it could be again Club VIP or perhaps Club Ice or Club Purple around 11 PM. Phone numbers from advertising post car are 786-234-8824 and 305-321-2505 and it also says 18 VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: August 2, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

PLEASE READ REVIEW and forget about my number ratings. This club has had about 7 names in the last 10 years; currently TUSCL has it listed as Club Passions. It is now called Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club. The phone number on the little advertising VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: August 7, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

I learned that they had a new day shift from Noon to 7 PM. I showed up around 2 PM and bought a beer for $6 and because it was happy hour I got a second one free. The club was extremely quiet VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: July 18, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

I was at the club from about 9 PM to Midnight on Wednesday. There was NO parking and I had to park in the street. I believe parking right in front of the building is $10, well it is at least $10. VIPs Read On...


Secrets
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 10.00
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Review Date: May 20, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

An important addition to my earlier review. I said the dance prices had dropped from to $10 & $20 to $5 and $10. That is *ONLY* for the day shift i.e. from 12 Noon to 8 PM. Also, the rating is just VIPs Read On...


Secrets
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 10.00
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Review Date: May 20, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

I stopped by around 3 PM on Saturday. The club was dark and it took me a while for my eyes to adjust. Immediately a large ugly white dancer was on top of me. Even through the makeup you could see all the VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: April 16, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

I went in the afternoon of 04/13/07 and the $5 cover charge for the day shift has been discontinued. I stayed from about 1:00 PM to 6:00PM and there was a surplus, if that's possible, of hot dancers. By about 5:00 PM the place VIPs Read On...


Reviewed by: jablake Send Private Message to jablake
Review Date: April 2, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

The club now has a day shift--from Noon to 8 PM. The dances prices during the day shift only are $5 for table and $10 for private lap. Generally good two-way contact. Dancers are generally much hotter than Angels (W. Dixie Hwy) VIPs Read On...


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Review Date: March 31, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 10

The club is small, dirty, loud, with a hell of a parking problem. The cover is $10 or more at night and night or day you get a free body frisk. The quality and quantity of dancers ranges from 0 to 10 and VIPs Read On...


Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, Florida

Overall Rating: 7.00
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Review Date: March 31, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7

The club is HUGE and too professional. It is a gentlemen's club and was pricey at least for the 1 girl I was interested in getting a dance from. She wanted $25 and that was her cheapest dance. I wasn't too interested VIPs Read On...