Dudester's Profile & Reviews
Member Since: January 2008
Last Seen: November 2009
Reviews: 33 [view]
Posts: 653 [view]
Private MessageDavid Thoreau said that "Men lived quiet lives of desperation." For this writer, this is the norm. In 1997, while working for a small town the local Poice Chief, a longtime trusted friend, told me that "the wife is only a cleaner and higher class whore.
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Dudester's Reviews (1-25)
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: October 24, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: October 24, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
IMPORTANT- The Club is neatly tucked behind the Conoco station. Disregard the sign, which will lead you into a nightmare of a parking lot-which is a combination run down truck stop and Mexican-"get your Ptomaine poisoning here" taco stands. Go to the first street behind VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Arrived at Dolls at 10:30 p.m. The marquee outside says "Party is Here" and boy was that true tonight. I was there about 15 minutes when a waitress and dancer got into a shouting and near shoving match (small waitress was goading much larger dancer). VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: April 25, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: April 25, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place was active with dancers doing three song sets. I paid a 5.00 cover and 5.00 for a drink. I ended up getting a dance each from a pair of young hispanic cousins. Worst dances I've had since the early VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: April 25, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Review Date: April 25, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 3
Dancer Rating: 1
Value Rating: 1
Dancer Rating: 1
Value Rating: 1
Arrived at straight up noon on a Saturday (stayed 30 minutes). The place was open for business, but there wasn't a dancer in sight, just a bartender, waitress, and two guys whose function I'm not sure (they were way too small to be bouncers). No VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: April 24, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: April 24, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Arrived at 3:15 p.m. Things were a bit laid back, but a dozen dancers were making the rounds. Even though I was quickly approached by a 6, I decided to defer (she didn't like it). A while later, I was approached by a 6. On VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: April 24, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Review Date: April 24, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Club Rating: 2
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6
Arrived at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon, the place was dead-there was absolutely nothing going on. The one visible dancer was talking to the only other customer. Five minutes after I arrived, the three other dancers poured out of the VIP room. None of the VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: April 9, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: April 9, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Arrived at 10:20 p.m. on a Weds. nite. It wasn't the weekend, so parking wasn't problematic (there's a popular weekend club in the strip mall). This also isn't the safest parking lot around, so look around carefully before you park. Went in and paid a VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: March 19, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: March 19, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Arrived at 4:30 p.m. I went to St. James because I saw a cop running plates in the Trophy Club parking lot, and I saw another cop lurking near the front-decided it wasn't a good time to chase tail-best decision I've made in a very VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: February 28, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: February 28, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
I arrived at 6:55 p.m., and there was no one at the door. I must also stipulate that a new dancer, Sapphire was tearing it up onstage, and I mean tearing it up. She had drawn quite an audience. Her dancing is extremely reminiscent of VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: February 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: February 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 9
Got there right at 4 p.m. There was no cover. The club was clean, and unlike my last visit-smoke free (although there was ashtrays, must've been no smokers there). I noticed an advertisement for a champagne room (don't know if it was there on my VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: February 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: February 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
It's been awhile since I sampled the day dancers in any club. I was hoping to find an interesting attractive single mother who would do the deed. Anyway, I get to the club about 2:15 p.m. There was a 6.00 cover. I noticed there was VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 1
Dancer Rating: 1
Value Rating: 1
Dancer Rating: 1
Value Rating: 1
Houston Strip Joint Goes Up In Flames Posted: 01/13/09 Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | 6:27 AM HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Firefighters are working to put out a fire in southwest Houston. The fire broke out at the Legends Adult nightclub on Richmond and Unity in Southwest Houston. The VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: December 12, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: December 12, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 7
This was my first visit to the Trophy Club in 11 years. I had gone there a couple of times (1997) and was turned off due to the ultra low mileage (look, don't touch). 2008-times have changed here, but first, parking was okay, not great. VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: November 24, 2008
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: November 24, 2008
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Stopped by for the first time in a while. I had been there for about twenty minutes when my former ATF saw me. We sat and talked for awhile, enjoying each other's company. Finally, I asked her if she was going to get naked for VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: October 13, 2008
Visited on: Monday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Review Date: October 13, 2008
Visited on: Monday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 10
Value Rating: 7
I went to St. James after an unhappy visit to Houston Dolls. Lots of hunnies in St. James tonight. I saw a waitress who was an absolute ten-the most beautiful waitress I've ever seen. Had the club not been hopping with stunning hotties, I would've VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: October 13, 2008
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: October 13, 2008
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 10
Used to be my all time fave club. Noticed several things: 1) The bookstore next door closed, so the distance requirement in the recent ordinance has been met. 2) Lots os smoking, so even though the club is in the city-the anti smoking ordanance is VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: September 5, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: September 5, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 10
Walking in was like walking into a party. Unlike Treasures and Onyx (visited tonight), everyone was having a good time. Shortly after I arrived, I met up with a cute latina. She had already been there 12 hours when I arrived. Her deodorant had failed, VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: September 5, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: September 5, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 10
Got there at 9:45 on a Friday night. First thing I noticed was that the dancers varied from 3's to 9's. The second thing was that no dancer under 200 pounds took the stage. I mean there were some porkers. One was big enough to VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: September 5, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Review Date: September 5, 2008
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
I finally decided to see the great "Treasures". I ended up feeling really disappointed. The biggest letdown, for me, was the fact that the dancers were all 8's and 9's, with a couple of 10's thrown in. They looked like Playmates, and none of VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: August 23, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: August 23, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 7
I usually go to strip clubs to get laid, no such luck tonite at fantasy. Visited 8-23-08 at 9 p.m. Minutes after I got there, a blonde named Nicole plopped down next to me (WARNING-Stay away from her). She's a chubby chick with an acne VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Dudester
Review Date: June 25, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: June 25, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 9
Went there Wednesday 6-25-08, arriving just before 8 p.m. ADVISORY-the ONLY way to get there is off of the southbounder feeder of 45, right next to Spring Stuebner road. Be careful as cars on the feeder are moving 60-70 mph. Anyway, the club is medium VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Went on a Friday night at 8:30. The DJ played Rock at a moderatley loud volume (not ear splitting rap, like lots of clubs). The parking lot is well lit and has an attentive security guard. The wait staff is attentive, but not pushy. The VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 4
Value Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 4
Value Rating: 4
To be completely fair: 1) I'm a white guy and this is a black club. 2) I was only there half an hour (7:30 p.m.-8p.m.) I drove into a parking lot that looked like a B-52 had dropped some really big bombs on it. If you drive a VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
It's been a year since I've been there (I used to be a regular). As soon as I walked in tonight (Saturday 3-28-08) I was mugged by a thick cloud of cigarette smoke. I sat down and immediately had a dancer try to put the VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5
One thing you can say about Wild Zebra is that they definitely do not believe in age discrimination-one dancer was about 60 (give or take a couple of years), two dancers were in their mid forties, and two dancers were either baby faced 18 year VIPs Read On...
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