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Hustler Club
1101 Center St.
Cleveland, Ohio
216-394-0191

July 16, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 4
Overall : 5.33
i finally made it back to hustler last night. what a difference a month makes. differences from my 1st visit.. 1. the quality of the dancers was down from my 1st visit. there were maybe 15-18 dancers, the best were a couple that would rate a 6-6.5, several read more...


Expressions
1301 Us Highway 250 S
Fitchville, Ohio
419-929-2200

July 9, 2010
Visited on: Unknown Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 1
Overall : 3.33
i've been wanting to check out this club since i 1st heard about it last year. i finally made it earlier this week. what a total waste of time and money! the club itself is decent inside, lots of comfortable seating and it appeared clean but read more...


Hustler Club
1101 Center St.
Cleveland, Ohio
216-394-0191

June 20, 2010
Visited on: Wednesday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 5
Overall : 7.00
i wanted to add this review over a week ago but there was no listing for it. thanks to samsung for getting it started. anyway this is the new hustler club, i never went to the old one or the circus that the old hustler read more...


Bugsy's Speakeasy
3180 W 25th St
Cleveland, Ohio
216-661-7070

June 15, 2010
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 2
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 2
Overall : 1.67
i used to stop in here every once in awhile around ten years ago. i had a girlfriend (not a dancer) that lived a ways south of here and i'd pass bugsys while going to or coming back from visiting her so sometimes i would read more...


Lido Lounge
3029 W 117th St
Cleveland, Ohio
216-941-8870

June 15, 2010
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 3
Overall : 4.33
stopped in for the 1st time ever last wednesday night. about a month ago i met a girl that used to dance here and she told me that it wasn't as bad as what i had heard. from what i had heard i had originally read more...


Secrets
12820 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-458-1131

June 8, 2010
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 5
Overall : 4.67
my only visits ever to secrets were last year, always in the evening and it seemed to cater to the hip hop ghetto crowd so i stopped going until easrlier tonight. the only reason i stopped in tonight was because of how bad things were read more...


Crazy Horse
16600 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-433-1144

June 7, 2010
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 2
Overall : 3.00
not even sure why i'm reviewing this club again except maybe to express how disapointed i was earlier tonight. stopped back monday evening.. 5 dancers, 1 fat, i've never seen a heavier girl there, and the other 4 were nothing to talk about. 3 other customers read more...


Gigi Lounge
14500 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-267-0450

May 29, 2010
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 3
Overall : 3.00
a brookpark road bar that has never really impressed me but i figured i would give it another try. place was dead on a friday night. five girls, three were porkers, one skinny as a toothpick, and one average one, and four other customers. i read more...


Fox's Den
15200 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-362-0975

May 29, 2010
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 5
Overall : 3.67
i've stopped in here on occassion and have never been real impressed although i did get a couple real nice dances from a perfumed pussy girl once. this night it was as usual, some really fat ugly girls that shouldn't even consider being a dancer read more...


Crazy Horse
16600 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-433-1144

May 29, 2010
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 4
Overall : 4.67
no reviews on the horse since my last review? ok stopped in last night, the place was busy, i prefer it when it's a little slower. a server met me at the door and i told her what i wanted to drink. she brought it to my table read more...


Platinum Horse Cabaret
13955 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-433-0959

May 29, 2010
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.00
visited the platnium horse last night, 1st time in awhile. saw around 10 girls working, several around 5-7 and a couple 8s. a few of the girls were sitting with customers a couple sat together. i was approached by a blonde and a black girl, read more...


Amber's Cabaret
13311 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-267-0132

April 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 1
Overall : 3.67
been here twice. the 1st time was over 15 years ago when i wasn't real interested in going to strip clubs except for maybe the old all nude crazy horse, see that review. anyway i went with a friend, the thing i remember is that read more...


Bugsy's Speakeasy
348 Broad St
Elyria, Ohio
440-323-5967

February 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 2
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 2
Overall : 2.67
@gk.. even though i don't visit bugsys much anymore i'm disapointed to read that they removed the other chair. i always sat in the armless chair for the exact reason you mentioned, the dancer could straddle your lap and you could do more hands on read more...


Crazy Horse
16600 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-433-1144

January 31, 2010
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 2
Overall : 4.00
wow, no reviews in over a year?! i've been wanting to review this club for awhile and never got around to it until now. i remember the way this club used to be when they were full nude back in the mid 90's. some work buddies of read more...


Brass Pole
639 Oberlin Elyria Rd
Elyria, Ohio
440-458-5644

January 19, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 2
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 1
Overall : 2.00
man has this place really gone downhill recently! i've been a regular customer at the brass pole since it opened a few years ago. over the past couple summers i visited at least twice a week and averaged once a week throughout the year, 2 of read more...


Touch of Gold Night Club
16800 Brookpark Road
Cleveland, Ohio
(216) 433-4098

January 14, 2010
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 1
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 1
Overall : 1.00
if you look up the defination of hell on earth in the dictionary, you'll see a photo of this place! by far the worst strip club i have ever been in! visited twice, i guess i couldn't get enough of a bad thing the 1st time. 1st visit.. i read more...


Bugsy's Speakeasy
348 Broad St
Elyria, Ohio
440-323-5967

January 13, 2010
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 3
Overall : 3.00
well i've only been back once since my last review. regarding my previous doorman comment, there is one doorman there named reebus, nice guy, if the others had the same attitude i wouldn't have even had to mention them in my previous post. and @ gk, read more...


Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave
Cleveland, Ohio
216-574-6222

November 6, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 4
Overall : 6.67
expensive but a very classy place with hot girls. the club was pretty busy when we were there and i got a quicky lapdance from a hot blonde that was working the whole room and was pretty good at it. drinks are overpriced but the read more...


Platinum Horse Cabaret
13955 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, Ohio
216-433-0959

November 6, 2009
Visited on: Unknown Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 4
Overall : 5.33
been in here a few times this year. beautiful place with some pretty young girls. i don't know what the previous poster meant by girls in their 30's, i didn't see any. anyway the girls for the most part are above average in the looks read more...


Bugsy's Speakeasy
348 Broad St
Elyria, Ohio
440-323-5967

November 6, 2009
Visited on: Unknown Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 2
Overall : 3.00
i've been a regular at bugsys on and off for close to 15 years and i have to ask myself why. the good.. only a 3 dollar cover but i guess you get what you pay for.. lol one of the bartenders, jenna although chunky is real nice read more...


Tea House of the Dancing Lady
2215 Tiffin Ave
Sandusky, Ohio
419-626-3366

November 6, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 2
Dancer Quality: 2
$ Value: 3
Overall : 2.33
i find it hard to believe the previous ratings on this club. i stopped in about a month ago. there were 5 girls working, 2 were fat, 2 looked looked like strung out meth/crack whores, 1 was average, i'd say that 3 of the 5 read more...