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CenterfoldsBerlin, Connecticut
Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
Foxy Lady
Brockton, Massachusetts
King Arthur's Lounge
Chelsea, Massachusetts
Magic Lantern
Palmer, Massachusetts
Fifth Alarm
Springfield, Massachusetts
Mardi Gras
Springfield, Massachusetts
Club Alex's
Stoughton, Massachusetts
Mario's Showplace
Webster, Massachusetts
Centerfolds
Worcester, Massachusetts
Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
Club Fantasies
Providence, Rhode Island
Desire
Providence, Rhode Island
Foxy Lady
Providence, Rhode Island
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Club Fantasies
28 Sims Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-272-4126
June 24, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 8.33
28 Sims Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-272-4126
June 24, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 8.33
I don't always drive to Providence with the intention of going to Club Fantasies but I always seem to end up here. It's not always the busiest club in town but it is absolutely the most consistent. On a recent Saturday night visit read more...
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, Massachusetts
888-417-5223
June 20, 2010
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 10
$ Value: 10
Overall : 10.00
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, Massachusetts
888-417-5223
June 20, 2010
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 10
$ Value: 10
Overall : 10.00
Made my first visit to Mario's this year on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Not a very busy day but I had a great time nonetheless. The kitchen is not open for menu items on Sunday but the club was serving free, that's right read more...
Foxy Lady
318 Chalkstone Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-331-9145
June 20, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.00
318 Chalkstone Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-331-9145
June 20, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.00
My first visit to the Foxy in at least a couple of years and, after what I saw, it will be a while before I bother to return. This club epitomizes the words "Boring day shift". I can only assume that weekdays are read more...
Club Alex's
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
June 7, 2010
Visited on: Monday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
June 7, 2010
Visited on: Monday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
Stopped in today and was very happy to find both of my long-time favs working the afternoon shift. Waitress was pretty much invisible and I sat for almost ten minutes waiting for her. One of my favs came to sit with me and the read more...
Dollhouse Rhode Island
579 Front St
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
401-765-6624
June 4, 2010
Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
579 Front St
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
401-765-6624
June 4, 2010
Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
Stopped in an a Tuesday afternoon. This was my first visit to the club since it changed hands and was remodeled last year. It was early afternoon so the club was a bit slow. Still there were six or seven ladies working read more...
Desire
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
April 19, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
April 19, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
A fav from another club recently made the move to CD so I stopped in for an afternoon visit last week to say hello. The club was quite but there where at least a dozen girls working. Quite a few familiar faces and read more...
Club Alex's
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
April 18, 2010
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
April 18, 2010
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
A couple of recent Sunday afternoon visits have been disappointing. I have a couple of favorite ladies at Alex's and I know they don't work Sundays but lately that has been my only day off so Sunday it is...
Definitely the B team here, maybe even read more...
Gold Rush
15 NE 11th St
Miami, Florida
305-358-9848
January 28, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 1
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 1
Overall : 1.00
15 NE 11th St
Miami, Florida
305-358-9848
January 28, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 1
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 1
Overall : 1.00
The nicest thing I can say about this club is that it gave me the opportunity to take a nice walk from my hotel and back on a warm Miami afternoon. Sadly, that's about it...
The club is located in downtown Miami and is a read more...
King Arthur's Lounge
200 Beacham St
Chelsea, Massachusetts
617-889-1717
January 3, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.33
200 Beacham St
Chelsea, Massachusetts
617-889-1717
January 3, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.33
Stopped in a few weeks ago after several months away. Quite a change in the talent pool and not really for the better as far as I'm concerned. This club can be a great place for a little eye candy and stage tipping but read more...
Desire
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
January 3, 2010
Visited on: Friday Morning
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.33
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
January 3, 2010
Visited on: Friday Morning
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.33
It's only been a few months since I last reviewed Desire but since I spend so much time ripping the joint I felt compelled to write about a very positive recent visit.
I stopped in a couple of Fridays ago in the afternoon. The club read more...
Desire
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
November 19, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
November 19, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
This club continues to defy logic. On a recent Saturday night visit the place was packed at about 9pm. Lots of customers and about 25 dancers. I sat at the bar, ordered a drink and observed the action. I saw one read more...
Centerfolds
1861 Wilbur Cross Hwy
Berlin, Connecticut
860-828-0895
November 6, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
1861 Wilbur Cross Hwy
Berlin, Connecticut
860-828-0895
November 6, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
Visited late on a Friday night. There where about a dozen girls working but no real standouts. The Asian waitress was absolutely stunning and easily the best looking woman in the room...
Dancers do two or three song sets, one girl on stage at a time. read more...
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-272-4126
November 1, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.33
28 Sims Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-272-4126
November 1, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.33
In my last review of CF i complained about the 30 minute stage sets on a slow Sunday night. I visited on a slow Halloween night and I am happy to report that they seem to have figured out a way to solve the read more...
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, Massachusetts
888-417-5223
September 10, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 10
Overall : 9.67
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, Massachusetts
888-417-5223
September 10, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 10
Overall : 9.67
I am generally a daytime customer at Mario's but my fav was working a double so I stopped by to have some fun on a relatively slow night. About 20 girls working and most where very attractive. I turned down three or four read more...
Cabaret Lounge
96 Newbury St
Peabody, Massachusetts
978-535-5550
September 8, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
96 Newbury St
Peabody, Massachusetts
978-535-5550
September 8, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
The Cabaret hasn't changed much since my last visit a year or so ago. The intense lack of even incidental contact in the clubs in and north of Boston don't make for a very frequent visits on my part. Still, the girls here are read more...
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, Connecticut
860-870-7710
February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.67
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, Connecticut
860-870-7710
February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.67
Nice selection of ladies early on a Wednesday afternoon. Mostly South American but that's just fine with me. Some young, some old, some tall, some short. All of them were polite, pretty and willing to please. I did LD's with three different gals and read more...
Desire
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
Honestly this place is an enigma. I have never been to any other club in Providence where the dancers absolutely positively refuse to approach customers for dances. Why is this? Are there beat-downs in the locker room over girls stealing customers? Is it a read more...
Club Alex's
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
February 16, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
February 16, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67
This was my first night-time visit to Alex's in over two years. This club is an out of control zoo when it's busy so I avoid weekend nights. Sunday night after football season so it wasn't too busy and the talent was good. Old friends read more...
Foxy Lady
265 N Pearl St
Brockton, Massachusetts
508-894-4040
February 15, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67
265 N Pearl St
Brockton, Massachusetts
508-894-4040
February 15, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67
I haven't been to the Foxy in a while and now I remember why. There are a fair amount of attractive women working but non of them seem to be in a big hurry to take my money. Note to the ladies, when a read more...
King Arthur's Lounge
200 Beacham St
Chelsea, Massachusetts
617-889-1717
February 10, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
200 Beacham St
Chelsea, Massachusetts
617-889-1717
February 10, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
Two recent visits have been disappointing. Some attractive dancers but not enough to hold my interest for long. I see this place slowly slipping back into the ghetto club that it was eight or ten years ago before the Brazilian ladies came on the read more...
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-272-4126
February 10, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
28 Sims Ave
Providence, Rhode Island
401-272-4126
February 10, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
This was my first visit to CF in quite a while. I've always liked the Sunday evening vibe at CF and that hasn't changed. It was nice to catch up with an old friend who still calls Fantasies home. I have to say read more...
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, Massachusetts
888-417-5223
January 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Morning
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.67
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, Massachusetts
888-417-5223
January 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Morning
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.67
I stopped in the day before Christmas in the morning for some titties and toast. Great deal for the customer as the food was very good and free. More than the average number of ladies for a day shift and they all seemed read more...
King Arthur's Lounge
200 Beacham St
Chelsea, Massachusetts
617-889-1717
November 30, 2008
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
200 Beacham St
Chelsea, Massachusetts
617-889-1717
November 30, 2008
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
I don't visit as frequently as I once did but KA is only 20 minutes from my house so I do stop in once in a while. The talent pool has slowly drifted away from what was at one point pretty much all beautiful read more...
Club Alex's
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
November 22, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
584 Washington St
Stoughton, Massachusetts
781-344-2175
November 22, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 8.33
Visited for the first time in over a year this afternoon. I was really quite surprised to see the club as dead as it was on a Saturday afternoon. There were about ten dancers working with about as many customers. Girls were read more...
Desire
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
October 18, 2008
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
1 Franklin Square
Providence, Rhode Island
(401) 274-5560
October 18, 2008
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
If you don't like a lot of pressure to buy dances Club Desire is the place you want to go. I spent two hours in the club last night and was only approached by one dancer. Not a problem for me since I'm read more...
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