Yoda's Profile & Reviews
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Last Seen: November 2009
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Yoda's Reviews (1-25)
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: November 19, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: November 19, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
This club continues to defy logic. On a recent Saturday night visit the place was packed at about 9pm. Lots of customers and about 25 dancers. I sat at the bar, ordered a drink and observed the action. I saw one VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Visited late on a Friday night. There where about a dozen girls working but no real standouts. The Asian waitress was absolutely stunning and easily the best looking woman in the room... Dancers do two or three song sets, one girl on stage at a time. VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: November 1, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: November 1, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
In my last review of CF i complained about the 30 minute stage sets on a slow Sunday night. I visited on a slow Halloween night and I am happy to report that they seem to have figured out a way to solve the VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: September 10, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: September 10, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 10
I am generally a daytime customer at Mario's but my fav was working a double so I stopped by to have some fun on a relatively slow night. About 20 girls working and most where very attractive. I turned down three or four VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: September 8, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: September 8, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
The Cabaret hasn't changed much since my last visit a year or so ago. The intense lack of even incidental contact in the clubs in and north of Boston don't make for a very frequent visits on my part. Still, the girls here are VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Nice selection of ladies early on a Wednesday afternoon. Mostly South American but that's just fine with me. Some young, some old, some tall, some short. All of them were polite, pretty and willing to please. I did LD's with three different gals and VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: February 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Honestly this place is an enigma. I have never been to any other club in Providence where the dancers absolutely positively refuse to approach customers for dances. Why is this? Are there beat-downs in the locker room over girls stealing customers? Is it a VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
This was my first night-time visit to Alex's in over two years. This club is an out of control zoo when it's busy so I avoid weekend nights. Sunday night after football season so it wasn't too busy and the talent was good. Old friends VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: February 15, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: February 15, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
I haven't been to the Foxy in a while and now I remember why. There are a fair amount of attractive women working but non of them seem to be in a big hurry to take my money. Note to the ladies, when a VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: February 10, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: February 10, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 8
Two recent visits have been disappointing. Some attractive dancers but not enough to hold my interest for long. I see this place slowly slipping back into the ghetto club that it was eight or ten years ago before the Brazilian ladies came on the VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
This was my first visit to CF in quite a while. I've always liked the Sunday evening vibe at CF and that hasn't changed. It was nice to catch up with an old friend who still calls Fantasies home. I have to say VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: January 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Morning
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: January 18, 2009
Visited on: Wednesday Morning
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
I stopped in the day before Christmas in the morning for some titties and toast. Great deal for the customer as the food was very good and free. More than the average number of ladies for a day shift and they all seemed VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
I don't visit as frequently as I once did but KA is only 20 minutes from my house so I do stop in once in a while. The talent pool has slowly drifted away from what was at one point pretty much all beautiful VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: November 22, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Review Date: November 22, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Visited for the first time in over a year this afternoon. I was really quite surprised to see the club as dead as it was on a Saturday afternoon. There were about ten dancers working with about as many customers. Girls were VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: October 18, 2008
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: October 18, 2008
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
If you don't like a lot of pressure to buy dances Club Desire is the place you want to go. I spent two hours in the club last night and was only approached by one dancer. Not a problem for me since I'm VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 8
Visiting Cheaters for me is usually a tactical mission. I go, I find my favorite, get some dances and get out before I touch anything (including many of the dancers) that might give me an infection. Last night's visit was unplanned and there were VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: September 25, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: September 25, 2008
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Haven't been to the Caddy at night in quite a while. On a recent Saturday night visit the talent pool was definitely disappointing compared to past experiences. Fairly large number of ladies working but very few stand-outs. I did manage to find an old friend VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
OK, the $8 parking fee is ridiculous-it's higher than the cover charge! Hadn't been to the Gras in years and I was staying nearby for work so I decided to check it out. I have always loved the high stage and the girls-in-your face layout VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: August 2, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: August 2, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 10
As I've said in the past it's always a great afternoon for me at Mario's. of course that has everything to do with my ATF being there but the atmosphere, the waitresses and staff all contribute to a great time. The day shift can be VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: Yoda
Review Date: July 14, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Review Date: July 14, 2008
Visited on: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 8
As usual day time is hit or miss at the Caddy. I have a few favs here but it must have been a Brazilian Holiday during my last visit as none were present. A few good looking ladies along with the usual assortment of women VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 10
Nothing much changes here at Centerfolds. It is what it is, a local bar with mainly local clientèle and some very pretty and unpretentious ladies. My ATF here has gone back home to Brazil so it's been a while since I stopped in. Still many VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Desire's atmosphere has always been it's main appeal for me. I have always thought the club needed more girls and, when I couldn't find a fav, I would stay away for months at a time. Recently I lovely old friend form another club has come VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
The Foxy is what it is: One of the best clubs in Mass. It's not Providence, it's not Tampa and it's not Vegas. There is some fairly liberal one way contact here in the private dance area but if you want to be "hands on" VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5
Cheaters has always been an acquired taste. Day time can be great in here but a recent nigh time visit left me shaking my head. It seems that the Providence street walker scene has pretty much moved indoors to Cheaters at night. There are scary VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Something for everybody here. Beautiful ladies in all shapes and sizes. I prefer the day shift ladies for their more laid back approach. No rush, just a relaxing time. I have not tried the VIP room as I keep hearing that all of the VIPs Read On...
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