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Steve is the prototypical cool American male.
Y'know, I'm talking about Steve McGarrett, alright?
Steve Austin, Steve McQueen.
--The Tao of Steve
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Dancer said I looked a little down, asked what was wrong. So I told her that I had dropped my youngest off at college earlier in the week, and now I was feeling a little melancholy about the whole "empty nest" thing.
"Ahhh, don't feel bad" she said, giving me a [
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Normally I’m not big on "theme" nights. My regular clubs seems to have a couple a month, and I usually skip them. But next month they’re having a “Back to School” party. Hmm, all the dancers in their little schoolgirl outfits…nice.
Plus, this just may be the opportunity I’ve been waiting [
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Stripper came around on her tip walk, locked eyes with me, and said, "tip me a dollar." I was a little taken back, but I already had a dollar out so I went ahead and gave it to her. She locked eyes with me again and said, "take me back [
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She's just been Miley.
http://www.celebitchy.com/112463/star_miley_cyrus_insists_on_getting_d-cup_implants/
As you may have noticed, I enjoy the whole stripper name thing. Once a dancer tells me her name, I pride myself on remembering it the next time I see her. Which is ironic, because in real life I'm terrible with names. I have people who have been my neighbors [
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Her: Are you married?
Me: Yes, why?
Her: Oh, I just wanted to remind you to put your pants in the washer when you get home.
Can't wait. NFL preseason kicks off with Hall of Fame Game this Sunday.
During the season, I get the Directv Sunday Ticket so I can watch any game (comes in handy when your local team sucks like the Redskins did last year).
Oh, and some of the Redskins Cheerleaders were [
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There's a dancer that has the "sexy librarian" thing going, and the other night she was wearing a pearl necklace as part of her outfit. I complimented her on it when I went up to tip her, but the whole time I kept thinking about the ZZ Top song, lol. [
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So there’s this Chinese stripper that, among her many talents, will give you this amazing pressure point head and shoulders massage during her lapdances. I really feel relieved and relaxed (in more ways than one) after our time together.
Just got back from my son's college freshman orientation. Fun stuff - 2 days of being surrounded by cute coeds in tank tops, short shorts and flip-flops. I've been going to strip clubs so much lately that my natural reaction to seeing a scantily clad young hottie is to look [
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I was out running some errands, and happened to go past the local high school, where I saw the Cheerleader Squad was having a car wash fund raiser. Wanting to do my part, I got my car washed, then hurried home so I could get the rest of the family [
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She's just being Miley.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/enlargedimage?postid=447481&parent=447462
Good to see Eliza staying true to her Celtics fan roots, even if she is dating ex-Laker what'shisname (oh, wait, didn't he play for the Celtics too?)
Anyway, Eliza, honey, maybe wait till the baby changing is done to twit a pic ok? (and show some skin next time).
http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/b8-full.jpg
Have you heard of her? What do you think of her dancing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49LtBR-iXS8&feature=player_embedded
Walk into club and see two dancers I know on stage. They smile and motion me over. For a couple dollar tips I get the royal treatment for half the song, long "stevie" from one girl, other girl wraps her thighs around my head, pulling my head into her crotch, [
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We're in the back about to get the usual (topless) lap dance. As my dancer strips off the one piece leotard thingy she's wearing, she giggles and says, "I forgot I'm not wearing any panties...do you mind?"
Ah, no, no I don't.
Do you have one? Here's mine:
http://fanyard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cheerleader-injury.jpg
Dancers I've been hanging out with must be running out of stock compliments. The other night, dancer said, "I really enjoy spending time with you. You're so (pause while she seems to struggle for the right word)...pleasant." Pleasant, WTF?
There's a dancer who caught my eye because of her frequent outfit changes and the theme costumes she sometimes wears. I complimented her on it recently and she thanked me for noticing, told me how after dancing for a few years she had accumulated quite a collection of outfits, some [
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OK, this will probably suck, but I'll watch it just for the delicious (former BSG Cylon babe) Grace Park.
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/first-look-cbs-reboots-hawaii-fiveo--1259
I've posted before about the irony of Virginia's pastie laws when the "Great Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia" depicts a woman's naked breast. Our new AG apparently does not appreciate the irony.
"Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli apparently isn’t fond of wardrobe malfunctions, even when Virginia’s state seal is [
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I usually don't pay much attention to the Top 100 list. Players Club was the only local club I knew was on the list (you sure aren't going to find any Virginia/DC clubs on the list). Then a couple months ago I started to visit the Millstream Inn, and was [
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You live in L.A. Your girlfriend's brother has a court date in some hick town in the middle of the Mojave desert. Do you drive her the 115 miles so she can attend the hearing? If your girlfriend is Eliza Dushku, you're fucking right you do.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/22/rick-fox-eliza-dushku-court-brother-speeding-ticket/
Her: I went to yoga class this morning
Me: Yoga, huh? So what's your favorite position?
Her: (laughing) Downward facing dog...
Me: Of course.
I was in a club when one of those women (looked like an older, ex-stripper) that sells stripper outfits showed up. There's a second bar area in the club that's seldom used, so she set up her wares there. The dancers came over to look at the outfits and try [
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http://coedmagazine.com/2010/03/30/cheerleaders-of-the-2010-final-four/
Been visiting a different club and cultivating some new favorites. I hadn't noticed this before, but my top new favs all happened to be working today. So I got laps from, in order, Gia, Ana, Gina & Gianna. Weird, huh?
I was at a club where the dancers do the dollar parade after their stage sets. At first they just came by, said hi, and held out their garter for a buck. After they saw me get a couple private dances, I started to get a lot more attention. Boobies [
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I told my new favorite about getting the massage for my birthday. She wanted to know how much it cost. I guessed about $90. She said she would give me a massage for that. Proceeded to give me a little neck and shoulder massage during the next song. It felt [
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For my birthday wife treated me to an AMP visit. I was pretty excited until I got there and found out it wasn't THAT kind of AMP. Got a nice, relaxing full body massage, just no happy ending. Oh, well.
Another massive snow storm due to hit the DC area tonight, 6-16 inches, on top of the 24-30 inches we received over the weekend. Based on the text messages I've been getting, local strippers are getting desperate from lack of work. I'm expecting off the wall mileage when I visit [
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Dancer on stage was smiling and giving me the eye. Took me a few minutes to recognize her as a dancer I hadn't seen in the club for a few months. When she came over to talk to me I asked her where she'd been. She said, "Playing volleyball!" She [
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Now that Virginia clubs have gone smoke-free the dancers can only smoke during scheduled smoke breaks. When the DJ announces who the next dancers up on stage are, he also says who’s on smoke break. The dancers look cute as they throw on their short little jackets and head outside. [
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Tonight marks the final episode of FOX's "Dollhouse" series staring Eliza Dushku. Sad. On the other hand, this may be the start of a downward career spiral that end up with her doing lap dances at my local strip club. Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
I was sitting with a dancer when she pointed out another girl that had just dyed her hair blonde. I asked my dancer if she had ever changed her hair color. She laughed, said she had changed it so many time she couldn’t remember what her natural hair color was [
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After my New Year’s Eve Fuglies disaster, I headed to my regular club hoping to somehow salvage the evening. In short order I found a dancer who was my usual preferred type – slim, brunette girl-next-door cutie. We seem to hit it off, things progress nicely, so we decide to [
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For New Year’s Eve I was trying to implement my resolution to get out of my comfort zone and try out some new clubs. Unfortunately I had failed to account for a couple things at the club I had picked out. First of all, apparently all the hot dancers take [
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Big snow storm predicted for the DC area. This place shuts down for 2 inches of snow, and this storm is supposed to bring 12 -20 inches. So I'm standing in the 10 person deep checkout line at the supermarket, going over my mental checklist of what I'll need if [
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OK, not the real Mrs. Woods, just a dancer who looked amazingly like Elin Woods. When I mentioned it, she said she had banked since the whole Tiger Woods thing blew up, and customers had started to notice the resemblance. She played along as I called her Elin, told her [
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There is a girl in the IT department at my office who has the PERFECT body for a stripper. Whenever I see her, I "daydream" about what she would look like in a stripper outft "goin' up and down that pipe."
Anyone else do dumb stuff like this?
Was there a full moon the other night? Cuz my dancer went all “She Wolf” on me.
First set of dances, it's all good. We go sit back down to chat and have some drinks. Second set of dances, she starts in on the love bites, playful nips on my earlobes [
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Wow, eventful week. There’s this one dancer I’ve always had a thing for – I liked her look (super cute face, brunette, slim, athletic body with perky natural B-cups), her sexy stage dances, and her personality once I got to know her. Only thing, she danced at a titty bar, [
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A couple months ago I was surprised to find a dancer I knew working at a local titty bar (stage dancing only, no laps). Come to find out she was one of the er, combatants in the infamous girl fight/pepper spray incident at her old club. After that regrettable event [
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I was talking to a dancer I hadn't seen for a while, so I asked her what she did for Halloween. She said she went to a (civilian) bar, entered their costume contest, and won first prize. What did she dress up as you ask -- a stripper, of course! [
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So as I'm standing in line at Starbucks to get my baby's favorite coffee (because she's running late and wouldn't I be a doll and pick up Starbucks for her) and I'm thinking, man, I have really crossed over into PL-dom.
Not my usual type, but lately I’ve been seeing a little punk rocker chick. After I got past the tats and piercings, she actually turned out to be very sweet, lots of fun to hang out with, and very sensual in the lap dance room. Who knew?
A favorite has a look-alike at the club. When they work the same shift, they pretend to be sisters. She figures it’s worth an extra 3-6 dances a night.
The other night they both happened to be working when I showed up. My fave introduced me to her “sister.” I wanted [
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Not to get all David Carradine about it, but what’s up with choking?
One of my Go to Girls had just finished a 30 minute VIP when I showed up at the club. She, er, breathlessly shared that the main thing the guy wanted was for her to choke him. [
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A dancer was upset because her wireless service had a nationwide blackout and she lost temporarily all her stored contacts. The numbers were supposed to get restored soon, but she was mad because she wanted to call someone but didn’t remember their number. Curious, I asked how many [
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So I had the day off for Columbus Day. Had a dentist appointment scheduled and then planned to go to Home Depot to pick up a few items. After my check-up the dentist asked if I was doing anything “fun” on my day off. That gave me a brainstorm. Quick [
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Hot List
• Beer and Wine
• Full Bar
• Stage Dancing (Bikini)
• Stage Dancing (Topless)
• Stage Dancing (Nude)
• Lap Dances (Bikini)
Baltimore,
Maryland 21231
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed
Member Rating: 7.35 / 10
12 Month Trend: even
Reviews: 39
Last Review: 08/02/10
Visited this club last Monday to get reacquainted with the place (Been years since I last visited). Mondays are half price on everything, so I thought I would get more value for my buck. Turns out I was [
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• BYOB
• Juice Bar
• 18 and over
• Non-Smoking
• DJ
• Stage Dancing (Nude)
• Lap Dances (Bikini)
• Lap Dances (Topless)
• Lap Dances (Nude)
• Private Lap Dance Rooms
• Membership Club
Beltsville,
Maryland 20705
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed
Member Rating: 7.52 / 10
12 Month Trend: even
Reviews: 196
Last Review: 08/30/10
I visited here about a month ago on a Wednesday night after an earlier failed attempt (the first time, I had stopped by on a Sunday, i.e. the day when the club is closed). The club is not much [
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• Beer and Wine
• Full Bar
• Lunch
• Dinner
• Snacks / Buffet
• Non-Smoking
• DJ
• Stage Dancing (Topless)
• Lap Dances (Topless)
Woodlawn,
Maryland 21207
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed
Member Rating: 7.16 / 10
12 Month Trend: 0.49
Reviews: 101
Last Review: 08/11/10
On a side road so if your lucky, your gps will find it.
Arrived around 8:00 and the parking lot was already crowded. Tuesdays are their 2 for 1 dances and drinks to it is one of their busiest days. [
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