Female squirting orgasms. Fact or fiction?

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Female squirting orgasms. Fact or fiction?
August 30, 2007
I just watched a 30 minute porno starring Cytherea. It was titled "Book worm bitches". She supposedly had 7 squirting orgasms but it looked to me like she just pissed on the guy 7 times. 3 or 4 times the liquid hit the camera lens. It appeared to me, to be pure liquid. 99% H2O. I have been around for 65 years and have never seen anything that I would call a squirting orgasm from a female. And I can't stand porn that shows a girl pissing. I have deleted it from my files.
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Fact. Some girls do it. It's not urine. Some of them find it embarrassing. But it's real.
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Just because you see something faked in a porn video doesn't mean it isn't fact.
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yes, it's very real....at least in "real life", as opposed to porn.
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YES, very very real 'shadowcat'.

True story: While I was dating my second wife (rest her sole), we would do a lot of petting and foreplay, but she never allowed me "inside" (so to speak) until we got engaged.

One evening we were in her house, with fireplace going, soft music playing on the tape deck (I don't think CDs were that popular back then). While we on the floor, I was going 'down on her', working my tongue and lips all over her clitoris with a probing finger inside, searching for the G-spot (yes, there actually is a G-spot!). Evidently I had found it and she just PEAKED out 'with a long slow scream' and starting squirting all over my face and mouth!

This was the first time I had experienced it myself. There was no smell or taste of urine. She had never 'squirted' for anyone else before me, and it really scared her! Over the married years, she squirted several more times, whenever I spent a lot of time on her, but she had to be TOTALLY relaxed for it to happen.

The only other time I had another woman 'squirt' on me is my current S.O. She was so frightened and apologetic. I told her not to worry about it, it was a natural, but rare function, that is meant more to me that I got her so relaxed and so rapidly into a maximum orgasm.

I think what you see in "staged" porn is all faked, and water is probably used (preplaced inside the vagina)!

Let me just say this...... if a woman is willing to taste my semen, I am certainly not going to "squabble" over my woman squirting!!!

This should be the "ultimate" test for men to see how well they perform orally on their S.O.
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Yes it is real, and Cytherea is the self proclaimed "goddess of gush". Unfortunately meth ruined her career even before it started. She is still available for escort servicing I think in LA. Check out some of the escort boards. Another gal, FLower Tucci is a close second. There is a popular Vegas escort or two who can do it and one of them is close to Cytherea from what I hear and is looking to take over where she left off.

A couple of years ago in Vegas there was a gal who did it very frequently in one of the VIP rooms at a club here before Vegas cracked down on that club. My wife is able to do it as well once in a while if you hit the right spots.
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Definitely fact. I had a "fuck buddy" who could it on cue. She would get a dildo and if she was getting it on a certain way, she would just explode. Never seen anyone else do it live.
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Not to jump on the bandwagon, but most definitely true.

We've had a threat about this in the past - maybe two or three months ago. Anyhow, I posted a link to a video that shows one how to make a woman squirt. The technique works! [wink]
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I don't have time to go back and find the aforementioned link, but here is another link to a website that talks about squirting from a more clinical perspective.

www.the-clitoris.com
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I believe that it happens even though it does get faked a lot in porn.
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You could ask the same about male squirting orgasms: Often faked in porn, so is it fact or fiction?
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chandler: Gimme a break. I have never seen a "cum shot" that looked fake. Urine would not stick to any face or other body part. Are you trying to tell me that the use Mayo in a tube?
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Yes! Not urinating, but actually squirting their juice. I've seen it about five times. It's great!
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Shadowcat: Maybe that speaks for the high quality of porn you choose. I can't say I've seen it faked, either, but I've heard about the tricks they use sometimes, and I've seen many photos with fake cum on girls' faces. I've heard they cook a mixture of water with sugar, cornstarch, etc.
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chandler: I don't even waste my time on photos. I have 250 pornos on my hard drive. They range from 59 seconds to 90 minutes. For every 30 that I download, I might keep one. The ones that I reject are not because they look fake but rather just not what I enjoy watching. The absolute worst one was (I think that it is called SCAT) was someone shitting in another's mouth. That didn't last 5 seconds before getting deleted.
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Shadowcat: I'm not talking about anything in my personal collection. Whether you're looking for photos or videos, porn websites display photo thumbnails, often dozens on a page. That's where I've seen fake cum on girls' faces.
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Like those "Got Milk?" adds. :)


Got cum?
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OK, I just Googled "facial cumshot" to find an example. Go to the 2nd hit, www.jizzriver.com and tell me you don't see what looks like fake cum in at least 5 thumbnails.
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chandler: I didn't even go there. For what purpose? To show me what can be faked in a photo? I already know that. Half of what you see on youtube and other sites is phoney. Entertainment. Just like strip clubs.
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chandler: BTW I don't visit porn web sites. What a waste of time and for some money.
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I didn't expect you to look, Shadowcat. Keep wining "Gimme a break" and believing it's never faked for all I care.
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