shadowcat
      

Joined Dec 2001
Clubs: 32
Reviews: 197

Favorite names for strip clubs.

Last Comment: September 24, 2009

September 23, 2009 • My favorite was before strip clubs became into prevalence. It was a topless beer bar and was called the "Bearded Clam".

If you owned a strip club what would name it?


Clubber
      

Joined Sep 2000
Clubs: 34
Reviews: 88

September 23, 2009 • These days it would be "Shaved Clam", but for me, a good name would be "Busta Nut".


Player11
      

Joined Jul 2009
Clubs: 15
Reviews: 26

September 23, 2009 • They call St James here in Houston "The Church"


Slothrop
      

Joined Apr 2007
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 37

September 23, 2009 • Always liked "The Office Lounge" in Charlotte just for the name. "Honey, I'll be at the office for awhile, then I'll be home..."


SuperDude
      

Joined Aug 2002
Clubs: 10
Reviews: 42

September 23, 2009 • "Some Local Dive"


OneAngryDwarf
      

Joined Jul 2008
Clubs: 15
Reviews: 16

September 23, 2009www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=1891

Was randomly browsing through reviews and came across this one, thought it was amusing. As a reviewer explains, it used to be a wood furniture store, which makes it even funnier. Pity it's gotten terrible reviews.


Joined Sep 2009
Clubs: 2
Reviews: 3

September 23, 2009 • "Lying sluts here nightly....you will not get laid"


babehunter90
      

Joined Aug 2009
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 12

September 23, 2009 • "Booby Trap"


DandyDan
      

Joined Mar 2000
Clubs: 48
Reviews: 147

September 23, 2009 • My personal favorite club names I've been to are the Bear Chest Lounge in Beloit, Wisconsin, and the High Heel Saloon in Somonauk, Illinois. My personal favorite name in terms of wordplay is Sasnak in Topeka, Kansas. I don't know what I would name a club if I owned it. It would probably be pure nonsense phrase.


Dudester
      

Joined Jan 2008
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 53

September 23, 2009 • Sin City


BaddJack
      

Joined Mar 2008
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 22

September 23, 2009 • There was a club in the early 80s right outside of the White Mountain Apache Reservation in northern Arizona called "Buster Hyman's Lost Cherry Saloon" The restroom were labeled "Cherries" and "Busters." The girls were hideous, the beer served only in cans and it was dark and hot. It sucked, but I did take a pic of the sign outside.

As an aside, on the same trip I saw a restaurant in Payson, Arizona called "Pedro Wong's Mexican-Chinese Cuisine" The food was GREAT.


Clubber
      

Joined Sep 2000
Clubs: 34
Reviews: 88

September 23, 2009 • Place names made me remember a comedy routine by George Carlin, as I
recall. Places like "Bill's Bank". Bubba & Bobby Sue's Funeral Home", etc.

bh1,

Lot's of those in South Florida. Two within 15 miles of me, and I am NOT in town at all.


how
      

Joined Nov 2005
Clubs: 30
Reviews: 61

September 23, 2009 • Avoid:
-- "The Fish Market"
-- "ROB's Dance Club"
-- "Dewey, Cheatam and Howe" (also avoid that law firm)

Fun Strip Club Names:
-- "The Baring Straits"
-- "Papa Woody's"

What I would Name My Club:
-- "Xanadu" (in honor of Kublai Khan's Pleasure Dome)


BaddJack
      

Joined Mar 2008
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 22

September 23, 2009 • how: You may now retire. Referencing Coleridge, the shitty movie be damned, was brilliant.


BaddJack
      

Joined Mar 2008
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 22

September 23, 2009 • If I had a place I would name it "Deano's Bar and Grill" and Thin Lizzy would be required music every hour or so.


how
      

Joined Nov 2005
Clubs: 30
Reviews: 61

September 23, 2009 • Thanks, BaddJack. In my retirement, I'll visit your club, Deano's Bar and Grill.


DoctorDarby
      

Joined Dec 2008
Clubs: 9
Reviews: 22

September 23, 2009 • I started watching bikini dancers years ago in a place called "The Last Resort." It was every bit the dive that its name implies, but I sure had fun there.

I'll join you guys at Deano's. It's nice to know that "the boys are back in town!"


gatorfan
      

Joined Mar 2009
Clubs: 12
Reviews: 86

September 23, 2009 • Best club names: Dangerous Curves and Playhouse


TimboAtl
      

Joined Feb 2005
Clubs: 72
Reviews: 148

September 24, 2009 • Here are two clubs that are currently open:

Great Alaskan Bush Company - in Phoenix

The Lumber Yard - in Iowa, with the slogan "Where real men go for wood."


steve229
      

Joined Jan 2009
Clubs: 13
Reviews: 34

September 24, 2009 • If you owned a strip club what would name it?

"Love Shack"

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing...


gk
      

Joined Oct 2005
Clubs: 16
Reviews: 77

September 24, 2009 • Names I've encountered that I like:

Bottoms Up
Playhouse
Babes



chandler
      

Joined Aug 2002
Clubs: 40
Reviews: 72

September 24, 2009 • For cleverness and audacity, Chix on Dix. (It's on Dix Street.) Also pretty hard to beat Mons Venus.


chandler
      

Joined Aug 2002
Clubs: 40
Reviews: 72

September 24, 2009 • The Lumber Yard sounds like a gay club. So does it's slogan. I'm just sayin'...

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