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the ultimate strip club list

More Than a List. It's the Evocation of a Culture

July 3, 2009 • Vol. 16, No. 184

New Reviews

Cheetahs


San Diego, California • Work ended earlier than I expected so I decided to have a few drinks and stare at some beautiful naked ladies. I arrived in the mid-afternoon and stayed until the early evening so I got to see the best of both shifts. I more...

Brad's Brass Flamingo


Indianapolis, Indiana • Terrific as always - had tremendous dances from Casey. Many of the girls were very busy (Olivia in particular) but as always at Brad's there are plenty of beautiful women to enjoy. Lee Ann was enjoyable as well. About 25 girls there more...

Oasis


Philadelphia, Pennsylvania • Not a huge place, but very nice and a good amount of excellent talent. Large rectangular bar with 2 part stage in the center, plus there were a few tables around 2 sides of the bar. I paid a $10 cover at the more...

Silky's


McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania • Certainly one of the best values for the money among area clubs, $10 cover which includes free beer all night. The setup of the club is slightly awkward--the oblong stages are a bit of a challenge to navigate--but on the plus side there are more...

Playhouse Lounge


Burlington, New Jersey • First time ever at the PH and was not dissapointed. In and out in 45 minutes with a sticky mess. I was so amazed I don't even remeber the girls names. Except for the dollar parade no tips were required. I did see a USA I more...

Black Betty's


South Amboy, New Jersey • 6 dancers working. 5 young dancers and 1 who was a little older. All were very hot. Sonia was working as the bar tender. She is really cute with great tits, and they were hanging out. While there Sonia got into a lesbian more...

Deja Vu Showgirls


Saginaw, Michigan • I visited the club on a Sunday, which was great because only $5 cover. The club feel is nice, nothing too fancy. The stage floor is in the center of the club, there are pictures on their website. There were plenty of more...

The Harem Entertainers


Dayton, Ohio • The quality of the dancers really is all over the map here. A few are great, some are girls next door, a few over weight girls and a smattering of skinny druggie looking girls. Most go nude on stage but a few up more...

For Your Eyes Only


Toronto, Ontario • I was in Toronto doing some technical evaluations on a large equipment purchase. After dinner, the vendor took a couple of us over to this club, which agreeably was within stumbling distance of our hotel. I thought it'd be dead on a Monday more...

Tootsie's Cabaret


Miami, Florida • Had heard tons about Tootsie's Cabaret and man, the stories are true. Hot women everywhere. Unbelievably hot. The cover was free because it was before 8:00 p.m. The club is massive and it was filled. The valet parking was convenient and more...
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Spotlight on Las Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls


Las Vegas, Nevada • After my recent visit, I would have to move this club slightly ahead of Little Darlin's as my favorite in Vegas (though like everything else in Vegas, that is likely to change). The hustle is a little thick, with girls joining you at your more...

Little Darlings


Las Vegas, Nevada • This is becoming my favorite LV club. There is no alcohol so they have younger (more eager) girls. Sodas are free once you pay the entry and the servers are no pressure. Dances are in private booths, some of which have you more...

Seamless


Las Vegas, Nevada • Very high end establishment with friendly host and very pretty dancers. Nice unisex bathrooms with auto-frosting stall doors. A little out of the way, but worth the cab fare. Upon entry we (my girlfriend and I) were solicited for VIP by a very more...

Spearmint Rhino


Las Vegas, Nevada • got into the rhino about 9:00, had a hot brunette in my lap as soon as possible for some smokin hot grindage. the girls go out of their way to satisfy. my fave club, hands down. So i went back to the totally private celebrity more...

Olympic Garden


Las Vegas, Nevada • I spent a couple hours at OG's this past Wednesday afternoon. I ran into a few familiar faces during my visit. I enjoy OG's much more than any other club in Vegas during the afternoons. They have great drink specials especially during happy hour from more...

Cheetahs


Las Vegas, Nevada • This is my favorite strip club. Went with some people I was attending a conference with, the place was relaxed as always. The drinks were fairly cheap by strip club standards and were pretty strong. I was half in the bag by more...

Treasures


Las Vegas, Nevada • Went to Vegas for my vacation, and decided I'd check out the local strip club scene, seeing as the one back home was very lacking in choice. Had passed quite a few clubs before happening upon this one. I'm not entirely sure of more...

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club


Las Vegas, Nevada • Nice place...got in free and got a few nice dances. My girlfriends took me there for a friends party and Im not a raving bi-sexual but I may have to have a go at it after going there. Saw a few girls I knew from more...

Cheetahs


Las Vegas, Nevada • This is my kind of place. I like a variety of women but generally, the curvier, the better. Cheetahs always has both and tonight, it was the jackpot. For those of my era, the name Europe DiChan will ring a bell - it sure rang more...

Spearmint Rhino


Las Vegas, Nevada • I was at Spearmint Rhino during a conference and someone else was paying. Overhearing, I thought the door-fee was expensive, and $100 for a 3 song private dance is a lot. I had one private dance with someone. The mutual touching was more...
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The Top Strip Clubs

1. Hong Kong


Tijuana, Mexico • I desided on trying out Hong Hong after a quick lap throught Adelitas to check out the talent. I like this club once in a more...

2. Mons Venus


Tampa, Florida • It isn't easy to say anything new about the Mons Venus, but I'll do my best. Other reviews are accurate regarding the number and quality of more...

3. Brad's Brass Flamingo


Indianapolis, Indiana • Terrific as always - had tremendous dances from Casey. Many of the girls were very busy (Olivia in particular) but as always at Brad's more...

4. Adelitas


Tijuana, Mexico • I was as Ad's a while back. The place was completely packed. It looked more like a dance club. As soon as I more...

5. Hip Hugger


Kokomo, Indiana • Did a double Hugger experience: Friday afternoon and Monday afternoon/evening. Entered Friday afternoon from a bright sunny day into pitch black. more...

6. Platinum Plus


Columbia, South Carolina • I've been visiting this site for a while, never wrote a review. Visited a lot of clubs based on reviews here..so finally got myself more...

7. Sundowner


Niagara Falls, Ontario • This review covers several days running starting on 6/12. I was there mostly in the afternoons but also some early evenings as well. It's more...

8. Silver Bullet Bar


Urbana, Illinois • Back to the Bullet a week or so ago and bar was mostly full. I noticed quite alot of girls working but most were Second more...

9. Tootsie's Cabaret


Miami, Florida • Had heard tons about Tootsie's Cabaret and man, the stories are true. Hot women everywhere. Unbelievably hot. The cover was free because it more...

10. Hollywood Show Club


Washington Park, Illinois • I just spent two back to back weekends in the St Louis area around February. I went to this club on Saturday and Sunday more...
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Discussions

Friends of judyjudy

• Here on the TUSCL Discussion Boards, guys outnumber gals many-fold. I thought it would be nice to show appreciation for one fairly-new and particularly more...

Dancers wearing Glasses?

• Anyone else like dancers with glasses?

One day I saw a dancer walking into the club with her librarian glasses on and told her she looked cute. Now she more...

Dancers who live in other states

• What's the deal with dancers who live in a far away state from where they work? I recently met a dancer who told me she was moving back to her home state but more...

Did any of you guys notice this?

• Recently at a club i noticed that many of the strippers will kiss and fondle each other. more...

best lapdance ever

• I recently met this stripper who gave me the best lap dance ever. She sucked my nipples, her breasts were going up and down on my bare chest, she had amazing more...

Extras or a really good LD....which do you prefer

• Now I know what you are thinking but let me explain myself. I have recieved depending on which club I go to both extras and and a really good LD. It dawned more...
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