Strip club rant

I am a big Strip Club fan, even more than that I am a naked chick fan.&nbsp; So any club that makes it easy for me to be around exposed to girls that are exposed are my favorite clubs.&nbsp; It is not about the lights, the music, the drinking it is about the naked girls.&nbsp; I am all about that!!<br /> So in Missouri I was visiting some clubs and found the girls were all scared that come Friday they wouldn't have jobs.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Because Missouri has decided to make a law that the girls can't get naked and can't touch the patrons.&nbsp; Ok so that effectively turns all the clubs in KC and ST Louis into bikini bars!&nbsp; Can a Bikini Bar stay open?&nbsp; Time will only tell, what the huge oversight is this...&nbsp; KC and STL have sister cities in Kansas City Kansas and Saint Louis Illinois, called the 'east Saint Louis'.&nbsp; The drive between the two cities is 10 min either way.&nbsp; So all the money that could be spent in MO by Missourians are now going to be spent by Missourians in Illinois and Kansas.&nbsp; The poor dancers and patrons in the middle of the state will just have to travel to get outside of Missouri, 3 hours either direction.<br /> If churches don't want nudity then don't go and make your laws that protect the children etc.&nbsp; <br /> Make laws that will also protect the dancers from being exploited as well, hey they need our help too!&nbsp; Girls can make great money from the time they are of legal age to the time that the patrons don't support them.&nbsp; I hope the girls have made provisions to take care of themselves in the long run.&nbsp; I admit I am ignorant on that aspect.<br /> Make laws that enable patrons to see and do what they want to do but outlawing it because of a few church groups is ridiculous.<br /> When I go to these places I don't see churches near by that are in the least impacted.&nbsp; If a patrons' home life is impacted by his attending these clubs then really there is no 'law' that is going to save him.&nbsp; Clubs make me happy and allow me to decompress for awhile.&nbsp; It is cheaper than therapy and just as effective.<br /> OK now about the clubs---&nbsp; Clubs have got to make it easier for a girl to make a buck!!&nbsp; I hate going to clubs that make you get up to tip a girl on stage.&nbsp; I makes you into a spectacle and after a long day at work I don't want to be a spectacle.&nbsp; Chairs should be at the stage so guys can throw dollars without standing up etc, etc, guilty clubs you know who you are.<br /> Girls should be paid when they are working not having to pay to get on stage, that is BS!!&nbsp; Club security, are they there for the girls or for the establishment?&nbsp; They should be there to enable business for the girls to get protected and paid or patrons to get service, not the gestapo to stand with their hand out auditing every girl that steps on the stage.&nbsp; If I were a hot chick I would rather just hire my own security guard for the night from the establishment.<br /> Girls should not have to pay to come to work, they should be paid to come!&nbsp; This is also a ridiculous notion.&nbsp; I know the wait staff and security have to be paid some way but isn't that what a coverage and drinks are about?&nbsp; A girl should NEVER have to go home owing the club hoping she can make up the difference on the weekend.&nbsp; She should also Never have to work for a couple of hours just to break even.&nbsp; Maybe a percentage per hour worked or dollar earned should be paid for security but to work 4 hours before breaking even is ridiculous.<br /> When a waitress asks me if I want to buy the girl with me a drink I want to box her.&nbsp; If I want a drink I will order one.&nbsp; If she wants a drink she can buy one with the tips I will be providing her.&nbsp; I don't want to split my tips up with the wait staff and the girls I come to visit.&nbsp; I also want to tip the girl I am with as much as I can, so unless I ask for a drink don't offer.<br /> After all it is not about going to see the clubs it is about going to see the girls.<br /> Thanks for reading.<br type="_moz" />