Maybe it's just that I'm from LA and used to higher caliber dances but this place was horrible. I walked in and immediately a woman at least 60 years old with no teeth came up and started bouncing on my lap. Ugh. I sent her read more...

Stopped by on Wednesday night and had a good time. The cover is $20, but dances are only 5$ for nude dances. The DJ shortens the length of the songs, but it's still a great deal. Some of the women are not as attractive, but a read more...

I was hoping the selection would be much better being on the weekend, but I was dead wrong. This was about two months ago, but it underexceeded expectactions from a visit a year previous. There was only one or two lookers of the dozen or read more...

I wouldn't ever admit going to this club, but for the sake of journalism, here goes. First of all, pay the VIP cover ($35 extra, I think). The VIP room is much more comfortable than the main room. Second of all, it read more...

Have stopped in here two or three times recently. It's quite the place. Girls are in-you-face naked and friendly. I mean friendly. These girls aren't particularly pretty but they aren't all fat either. The price is steep for what you read more...

Overall, not a bad place to have a relaxing last day of the weekend. Went there with my buddies last Sunday and had a cheap ($10 cover and $10 dances) couple hours of fun. It is a nude club, and most girls do read more...

Large... and I'm not talking about the building. The club has gone in a new direction where size matters. When i say size, i'm talking two bills. That's right, two hundo. Now I must admit it is pretty impressive what these girls are capable read more...

I was in Austin for the thanks giving weekend and decided to visit this club and boy I was disappointed. I reached the club around at 11:30p.m. and paid the $20 cover and went in and as soon as I was in I saw old read more...

The club has changed now so that it is $10 for dances on the main floor and $20 in vip section every night. They've also added some extra stages, which I don't really like. Women aren't always dancing on those stages, but it makes the read more...

Went on a tuesday to get the $5 special on dance. Paid for the VIP and it was well worth it. Some decent corners in the room to add some privacy. Dancers were mainly black and some hispanic. The hispanic dancers were a rip-off while read more...

I have a good time every time I come here. Dancer quality ranges from 6-9, and there are usually 2 or 3 8's in the room. Dances are done right out in the open, but with plenty of two-way contact. There doesn't read more...

I'm not sure if I went to the same club that these other reviewers went to. I arrived after 10pm to a motley crew of dancers. None approached me for at least 90 minutes which was mostly OK for me since they were by read more...

went on tuesday night which is $10 dances.they must have had at least 20+ girls.lots of variety to choose from.club is big with 3 different VIP areas and really nice. I was asked by a few girls about going to VIP,which I didn't but dances read more...

Went to Hot Bodies at 1 am last Tuesday. Hot Bodies is an all nude BYOB place in southeast Austin. There is parking right in front of the club in a well lit area. We were definitely there during off peak hours as there were read more...

As stated in earlier reviews, the management goes out of their way to please you and ensure you're having fun. I entered the club with only one dancer and eventually two showed up--as attentive by the managers on the floor. I figure with read more...

I went about a week ago and can confirm most of the recent posts that management is very laid back and dancers friendly and flexible. Also agree you won't find too many 9s or 10s but enough 6-8s to keep it interesting. Maybe it was read more...

I am hoping that my last few visits to Hot Bodies mean that this club is getting fun. I have been 3 times in the last 3 weeks and each night had potential. The place is okay on the inside. I think read more...

Went there last week to check out the improved club. Well it's a lot nicer but the quality of girls hasn't really improved. Most girls are quite overweight, a couple of them were nice but pretty busy unfortunately, i believe the owners also own Joy read more...

So I retried Hot Bodies tonight (Saturday night, from 7-midnight) after my disappointing experience at Perfect 10 (see separate post). My luck was not quite as good as last time but I would still rate it a positive experience. I found out tonight that both read more...

I really think this place has gotten a bad rap unnecessarily. I stopped in last night and had a great time for about four hours at the all nude BYOB side. One warning - things definitely build up the later you go at night. I read more...

This palce is a little different. There are two clubs, one is topless with a bar and the other is all nude and BYOB. Naturally we would all take what's behind door number two, but it's best to check out both sites. You read more...

Stopped by Hot Bodies last Friday 11/9 and had a blast. Its the only club that has a nude and topless club side by side, so you can take your pick. You can have all nude $20 dances or $5 topless, or go next door read more...

Stopped by on a Tuesday Night figuring the Nude dancing would be a good change of pace from Palazio. FORGET ABOUT IT!!!! Lame club. Topless dances on stage and $20 for nude lap. Not so bad except of 9 gals all but one were black read more...

The club is very different from any other club I have ever been too. First time I went was a $5 dance Wednesday- and I was packed... but that was one time only. They let any woman dance and don't dicscriminate fat and ugly girls. read more...

The renovated side of the club is nice but I liked the old place better. One of the girls told me the old side is being renovated as well and will reopen soon. The side in use now will become topless with alcohol read more...