Dances were cheap at only $10/each. Drinks were reasonable too. Got an air dance from a decent looking Hungarian woman. Ditched after 1 song. Found a woman with amazingly soft breasts. She had a plaid skirt on and a tied read more...

It is not as much of a run down dump as you might think when you first walk in. Sure the smell of stale beer and cigarettes old furniture and older dancers will give you that impression. However, there are some fairly pretty girls who read more...

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really beautiful with nice personalites and for the customers only still $10 read more...

I reviewed this place about a month ago but am providing some further information on a recent visit in the daytime. Firstly, the stage is virtually empty with no regular dances. There was only one in the hour I was there. The read more...

Thought I'd try this place out, as it was too cold to keep looking for anywhere else (although the invitation from a club down the road to "go in and warm my hands on some beautiful boobies" did make me smile). MisterGuy below gives a good read more...

stopped here first on this trip. again, cleos never fails to come up with some of the most unattractive dancers in any club. i can only assume that they give unbelievable dances but i did not partake. one little hottie i was interested in never came out of read more...

We hit Montreal for the weekend and this was the first club we visited right off the plane. I was not very impressed with the talent at first. I was very happy with my waitress Nat she was awesome and was very good about giving read more...

Was back in Montreal and intentionally booked a hotel within walking distance of CC. It was -27 Celsius so I needed some warming up. Tipped the bouncer $5 to get in and started drinking heavy. They had a happy hour 2for1 until read more...

Small club in not so great a section of town, but not unsafe. I walked there. Hookers were across the street. You do have to tip the doorman. $5 worked for me. A waitress will seat you. One stage that I saw open. Dancers did read more...

Cleopatra remains one of my favorite clubs in downtown Montreal. Dances are still $10 while many of the clubs in the area are now charging $15 or even $20. You do have to tip the bouncer to get in but $5 is generally sufficient. Lap read more...

Went here on a Sunday evening after a tradeshow. I had only been in Montreal once before but had never been to any of the clubs. I have been to many in Toronto (mostly Fairbanks, but Brass Rail is OK too). There were read more...

Was up in Montreal and lucked out that my hotel was within walking distance of Cleopatra. You tip the doorman to get in - I was there early in the week (Mon & Tues) so it was not crowded. It's a little dark read more...

A Thursday night visit to the Montreal Jazz Festival meant, of course, another visit to Cleopatra. Unlike my last trip the place was packed. Getting a table was a challenge, despite the customary tip to Mr. Tuxedo at the door. A Heineken read more...

Went here on a Sat and Sun. Both nights were relatively full. Not a lot of tourists, mostly regulars. In fact on Sun night, after walking around the city checking out the other clubs, this was the only club filled with dancers and patrons. The place read more...

One of the best club experiences i had. Excellent value for money compared to more luxurious clubs. It is true that the neighborood is not very cosy. Very proactive ladies lead you where you can't go in most of the clubs. Beware of some that just read more...

I have been visiting the YUL SC scene since 1982 and up until 3 years ago never considered crossing the threshold of Cafe Cleopatra (CC) - it is that skanky in a bad neighborhood. However, after reading reviews on other sites, and knowing which read more...

This is a medicore downtown Montreal club near the corner of Ste. Catherine Street West & St-Laurent. The cover charge was $5, and the drinks started out at around the same price. The club is a medium-sized rectangle with the entrance at one read more...

Had a weekend trip to Montreal. I decided to go off the beaten path and try Cafe Cleo... Not a bad ride from the ste. Catherine St area. The club was a little dark. But after a few minutes my eyes adjusted. I ordered an read more...

I love this place. I know it is damn seedy and smelly and smoky but u can't beat the 2 dollar cover and cheap drinks. The 10 bucks dances are great and I always get tons of mileage. I love the british indian chick, i read more...

This place is among the better places on the island. While my last visit included a wide arrangement of dancers (including some who were on the larger side, and others who you would consider more 'classic dancers') I can't complain. Place is a bit rundown, read more...

This is a stallwart place in Montreal. I had a return visit here ( I come multiple visits per year). With the declining US dollar one has to be particular!! There is happy hour - 2 for 1 for a total of 5.50US$ plus read more...

Stopped in on a relatively quiet Monday night. While many of the dancers were hanging out en masse by the bar, making it difficult to approach them individually, a few were making the rounds. I teamed up with three different dancers, each one read more...

Had to get out of the cold! Decided to check out Cafe Cleopatra. THe first thing you notice is the club is real dark. Got there around 2 pm on a Sunday about 15 PLs in the house. Not really sure read more...

I like this club. Most of the women are "average" looking, but I have had more "fun" here than at Super Contact or other clubs in a long time. My first visit was in August 2007, and on my next trip in to Montreal, read more...

About one year ago, saw a lovely EE called Breda (sp?). Nice warm dances, leading to a rather liberal use of hands on both parts in this not so private booth system they have. club. Some jealous dancer (slow day?) correctly perceived that something was read more...