Stopped by when I was in town after reading the reviews here. As mentioned, the club is a little unique with its stage set up. It was fairly empty when I got there and there was a bit of downtime in between stage...

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Make an afternoon visit on a rainy day. there were about 8 dancers there and all were average and bored except a trim Latina. She say right on my lap ang did a slow grind with her ass as she made the sales pitch. I...

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Not a bad trip to the Crazy Horse. I've been there a few times before, this time I decided to hang more at the stage. It's a great value - for a couple of bucks you get a completely nude dancer on your...

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I have been to CH a bunch of times. There are a wide variety of ladies to choose from with makes this club a great spot for every taste. I love the Asian ladies so for the most part I'm in seventh heaven. The dances...

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It has been a while since my last visit so I visited again when I was intown for business. The club itself is pretty much the same, but the quality and the quantity of girls was definitely down. It's possible that my experience...

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I came in on Monday 12/28 and it was my first time here. The normal cost to get in was $25, but the guy at the front let me in for $15. He remembered me from the night before when I didn't get to go...

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Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal at $20 for clothes on and $40 for topless --...

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This club is definitely a different experience. It's an old converted movie theatre, with a single runway. Theatre seats surround the single stage, and there are seats as you walk down the ramp. Cover is high, at $25. They gave change...

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I Was in SF on business a couple weeks ago, but traveling with a couple guys who wouldn't appreciate the fine art of strip clubbing - go figure! I stopped in about 6:30 on Friday, and took advantage of the $10 shift change discount...

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Stopped by during my latest trip to SF on Nov 9. Previous visits were positive and I was expecting pretty much the same. When I walked in, there was a hot looking dancer on stage named Roxy and she was giving good dances for the...

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Went in on a Friday early evening, still light outside. Like others have said, Market St. is fairly seedy, but not too dangerous. Parking was an issue; I walked over from the Mission St. parking lot between 5th and 6th. Cover was...

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First time here in September. Saw an ad in a local coupon book at the Hotel and walked over. The theatre is a short walk from the downtown convention center. As you approach the area gets a little seedy. Homeless men without pants and more...

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I was here on October 22 around 11pm. Back to my favorite SF spot. I was with some friends and thought about going to Broadway Showgirls first, but I didn't want to wait to play. Club is still the same. Door charge is...

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Went to CH after a long hiatus due to the economy. Was attracted by the hiring of new dancers over the summer. Despite a slow economy, CH is still buzzing. I recommend going in slower hours like Saturday afternoon or Sunday evening...

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if super-high-mileage laps are your thing; try the Crazy Horse Gentleman's club on Market & 6th in downtown SF. The Crazy Horse is one of the best, if not THE best option available in the San Fran strip club scene in that regard. Unlike many...

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Was there in the early evening on a weekend night and there were not many others in the club. I watched the stage show from three girls and they were all good - maybe not great, but good. I was offered dances by...

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Arrived in about 9PM on Friday. Sat back in the cinema style seats and watched the main stage for a while. A few girls sat on my lap and asked if I wanted a lapdance. Eventually had a $20 dance with a slim black girl...

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I dropped in on a Thursday afternoon as I had not been in the there in a couple of years. The club had not changed much in appearance. Still $20 to get in although they have discount specific times of day and days of...

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Arrived in SF this past Saturday and decided to check out the Crazy Horse. When you walk (after paying the cover) there are a number of theater style seats where you can sit and watch (from a distance) girls on the stage without...

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I was in town for business and decided to check this club out. Pretty interesting club. It's a little different from most clubs you will visit. The stage is set up like a catwalk you would see at a modeling show. The Best part about...

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I visited Crazy Horse for the first time on a recent business trip to SF. I was very happy with the experience there, and some of the dancers that night were pretty incredible. When I walked in a dancer was working her way back towards...

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Recently I went with my girlfriend to Crazy Horse. This is not the type of club that you normally see couples at (such as Centerfolds, which occasionally has them), so I was kind of nervous. We sat at the tip rail hoping to...

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Was in SF for business for the first time in about a year, and I had a free evening so I decided to go back to CH. Fairly quiet on a Tuesday night - no feature that week. I grabbed a seat in the front...

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Back to The Crazyhorse again, this time on a Sunday night. I usually go during the week when my favorite girl is working, but I was in the neighborhood and my interest was just too great. Even though Sundays are one of the...

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My first TR after lurking for some time; I won't ask you to be gentle, but if the criticism is constructive, I probably won't ignore it. Sorry if it's verbose, but after an extraordinarily early day, I got into the bourbon at 4 this...

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