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Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club


3573 Berlin Tpke
Newington, Connecticut 06111
Berlin Turnpike
860-666-3009
Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club Website

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Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed
Member Rating: 7.99 / 10
12 Month Trend: 2.34 up
Reviews: 17

Cover Charge
  Day: 10
  Night: 10

Avg. Private Dance Cost: 30
Avg. Drink Cost: 3
• Juice Bar • 18 and over • Stage Dancing (Bikini) • Stage Dancing (Topless) • Stage Dancing (Nude) • Lap Dances (Bikini)

Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club Reviews

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Reviews: 1-17
winandcover2 Send Private Message to winandcover2
February 5, 2010
Visited on: Wednesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 3
Overall : 3.67
Again, made the mistake of going here just to kill some time. I didn't think that this previous visit could be any worse than my last, but I was wrong. I only saw one girl in the entire place that I would even read more...

winandcover2 Send Private Message to winandcover2
December 30, 2009
Visited on: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 4
Overall : 4.33
I was here on Monday evening. Club was very different. Really like a small town diner/cafe with a stage in the middle of it. Like half an Applebee's or something. Weird. Girls were not that attractive and the bartender was read more...

raul05 Send Private Message to raul05
November 6, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 2
Overall : 3.33
The club is strictly ok, and only adviced to visit if there is nothing else to do. $ 10 cover plus one drink minimum. About 4-5 dancers at a time. 1or 2 might be attractive, if you are lucky. As much as the stage action read more...

CTModel Send Private Message to CTModel
October 8, 2009
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 9.00
Wow! What a difference in this club! It is by far the best strip club in CT! The dancers range from average girl-next-door types to VERY sexy model types. I have been in search of the best faces around and I read more...

Tool1234 Send Private Message to Tool1234
August 28, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 2
Overall : 4.00
came here for the first time last night. Not too bad. a decent amount of girls, although only 1/3 of them were attractive. The only girl that seemed to be in a good mood was the juicebar girl. These girls all seemed unmotivated, unsocialable, and read more...

pavlov12345 Send Private Message to pavlov12345
August 17, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.00
One of the less choice places in terms of music played (kind of loud punk rock), smoking, girls often not motivated to approach you and just hand out with their regulars or friends.

billt20 Send Private Message to billt20
July 21, 2009
Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.33
This club has been around since George Washington and it hasn't changed too much. It is actually two clubs adjacent to each other. The main club features a small stage and bar area and the side club is for totally nude dancing. read more...

Oman Send Private Message to Oman
January 24, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.00
I went back yet again despite my prior experiences. The club is laid out nicely with the bar in front and plenty of seats, a table dancing area in the back, all typical but nice. Let's get to the real reason we go to these read more...

Greenshirt Send Private Message to Greenshirt
December 30, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 4
Overall : 4.00
Run in the other direction from this place. I go to a lot of clubs and this one has the worst dancers. Two of them spent 1/2 of the dance talking with each other......Those who did dance acted bored and one sat at the rail eating. One read more...

bcomlex Send Private Message to bcomlex
May 16, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.00
Visited this club again, after a few months of holding back, with the hope that I get a few extra miles on the milelage. First visited the Kitchen Cafe, which was just next door, a grab a few drinks (they serve alcohol on one read more...

fuhrer Send Private Message to fuhrer
April 10, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 2
Dancer Quality: 2
$ Value: 2
Overall : 2.00
The girls are good but the lap dances are a waste of money. For $20 you cannot touch the girls even in a non-sexual manner. And the lap dances performed are a total waste of time. Take the $1 titty dance and that will be read more...

mayo Send Private Message to mayo
March 16, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Club seems to be kind of hit or miss in terms of girls who perform there. Facilities are nice, they make a good effort to keep things clean and attractive. Prices are typical for a juice bar, but they don't hassle you about buying more read more...

graster Send Private Message to graster
February 2, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
A very nice club, on the Berlin Turnpike, about 15-20 minutes from Hartford. It is a small place that could be hard to miss; just keep an eye out for the sign for 'Maguires'. The dancers alternate between two adjacent venues. One is the read more...

bcomlex Send Private Message to bcomlex
December 31, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Visit again on October. The ladies are mostly 7-8. All were very friendly. However, the bouncer were very very watchful. Can't even hold the hands.

JLF Send Private Message to JLF
May 20, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 6
Overall : 6.00
Some decent looking girls, and since it's a juice bar you can still smoke here. Cover is a bit pricey at $10+ depending on the night, but does include admission to the topless/liquor side next door. Dances pricey at $30 with only dancer-to-customer contact. No read more...

DrkShadow Send Private Message to DrkShadow
April 9, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 4
Dancer Quality: 4
$ Value: 4
Overall : 4.00
This club gets my vote for biggest waste of potential. The club is dark but simple. The stage sits next to the entrance and the juice bar is directly in front as you enter. There is an open area just beyond the read more...

mayo Send Private Message to mayo
February 27, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
Hadn't been here in some time and I was glad to see they have given the place a sprucing up. The private dance area is much nicer with a variety of couches and chairs and a little more privace available. The ladies remain a mixed read more...

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