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November 20, 2009 • Vol. 16, No. 324


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Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club


3573 Berlin Tpke
Newington, Connecticut 06111
Berlin Turnpike
860-666-3009
Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club Website

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Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed
Member Rating: 8.78 / 10
12 Month Trend: 4.10 up
Reviews: 15

Cover Charge
  Day: 10
  Night: 10

Avg. Private Dance Cost: 30
Avg. Drink Cost: 3
• Juice Bar • 18 and over • Stage Dancing (Bikini) • Stage Dancing (Topless) • Stage Dancing (Nude) • Lap Dances (Bikini)

Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club Reviews

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Reviews: 1-15
Reviewed by: raul05 Send Private Message to raul05
Review Date: November 6, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Club Rating: 3
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 2

The club is strictly ok, and only adviced to visit if there is nothing else to do. $ 10 cover plus one drink minimum. About 4-5 dancers at a time. 1or 2 might be attractive, if you are lucky. As much as the stage action VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: CTModel Send Private Message to CTModel
Review Date: October 8, 2009
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9

Wow! What a difference in this club! It is by far the best strip club in CT! The dancers range from average girl-next-door types to VERY sexy model types. I have been in search of the best faces around and I VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: Tool1234 Send Private Message to Tool1234
Review Date: August 28, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 2

came here for the first time last night. Not too bad. a decent amount of girls, although only 1/3 of them were attractive. The only girl that seemed to be in a good mood was the juicebar girl. These girls all seemed unmotivated, unsocialable, and VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: pavlov12345 Send Private Message to pavlov12345
Review Date: August 17, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 5

One of the less choice places in terms of music played (kind of loud punk rock), smoking, girls often not motivated to approach you and just hand out with their regulars or friends.

Reviewed by: billt20 Send Private Message to billt20
Review Date: July 21, 2009
Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 7

This club has been around since George Washington and it hasn't changed too much. It is actually two clubs adjacent to each other. The main club features a small stage and bar area and the side club is for totally nude dancing. VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: Oman Send Private Message to Oman
Review Date: January 24, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5

I went back yet again despite my prior experiences. The club is laid out nicely with the bar in front and plenty of seats, a table dancing area in the back, all typical but nice. Let's get to the real reason we go to these VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: Greenshirt Send Private Message to Greenshirt
Review Date: December 30, 2007
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 4
Value Rating: 4

Run in the other direction from this place. I go to a lot of clubs and this one has the worst dancers. Two of them spent 1/2 of the dance talking with each other......Those who did dance acted bored and one sat at the rail eating. One VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: bcomlex Send Private Message to bcomlex
Review Date: May 16, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6

Visited this club again, after a few months of holding back, with the hope that I get a few extra miles on the milelage. First visited the Kitchen Cafe, which was just next door, a grab a few drinks (they serve alcohol on one VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: fuhrer Send Private Message to fuhrer
Review Date: April 10, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 2
Dancer Rating: 2
Value Rating: 2

The girls are good but the lap dances are a waste of money. For $20 you cannot touch the girls even in a non-sexual manner. And the lap dances performed are a total waste of time. Take the $1 titty dance and that will be VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: mayo Send Private Message to mayo
Review Date: March 16, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7

Club seems to be kind of hit or miss in terms of girls who perform there. Facilities are nice, they make a good effort to keep things clean and attractive. Prices are typical for a juice bar, but they don't hassle you about buying more VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: graster Send Private Message to graster
Review Date: February 2, 2005
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7

A very nice club, on the Berlin Turnpike, about 15-20 minutes from Hartford. It is a small place that could be hard to miss; just keep an eye out for the sign for 'Maguires'. The dancers alternate between two adjacent venues. One is the VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: bcomlex Send Private Message to bcomlex
Review Date: December 31, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7

Visit again on October. The ladies are mostly 7-8. All were very friendly. However, the bouncer were very very watchful. Can't even hold the hands.

Reviewed by: JLF Send Private Message to JLF
Review Date: May 20, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 6
Dancer Rating: 6
Value Rating: 6

Some decent looking girls, and since it's a juice bar you can still smoke here. Cover is a bit pricey at $10+ depending on the night, but does include admission to the topless/liquor side next door. Dances pricey at $30 with only dancer-to-customer contact. No VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: DrkShadow Send Private Message to DrkShadow
Review Date: April 9, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 4
Dancer Rating: 4
Value Rating: 4

This club gets my vote for biggest waste of potential. The club is dark but simple. The stage sits next to the entrance and the juice bar is directly in front as you enter. There is an open area just beyond the VIPs Read On...

Reviewed by: mayo Send Private Message to mayo
Review Date: February 27, 2004
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8

Hadn't been here in some time and I was glad to see they have given the place a sprucing up. The private dance area is much nicer with a variety of couches and chairs and a little more privace available. The ladies remain a mixed VIPs Read On...

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