It is never too late to get your rick on
Saturday, April 24, 2021 1:16 PM
True ricks are both born and made, but many of you will be able to achieve a certain level of rickness in your lives. It is never too late. Just think:
Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 43,000 years old when he forged the one ring.
Cthulhu had already seen whole galaxies flare to life and fade into darkness before he said “hey, time to put some madness into the minds of these damn dirty apes.”
Moral of the story: even if you’re some sort of decrepit fossil you can still grab just a little rickness by learning the system. That is why the dugan shared it with you.
NOW THANK THE DUGAN! ROAR!!!!
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