I am done with seatbelts
Saturday, May 8, 2021 12:07 PM
Like the title says, I am done with seatbelts now. Damn gumming ain’t gonna tell this rick to wear a frickin’ seatbelt. I’m a rick, ain’t no storm nor virus nor immobile object that I slam into a high velocity gonna hurt me.
Other people wearing seatbelts pisses me off too. I mean really, I went through the trouble of reprogramming my Tesla autopilot to have a rick mode. The whole point of rick mode it to emulate the swerving and random acceleration/braking actions of a completely drunk rick while still reasserting control around cubs and apelings (for they are the future).
The fun of rick mode driving is that you can have a gimlet in one hand and a rickarita in the other and you still get to watch damn dirty apes bounce off your hood when you hit them. Well, how the fuck are you supposed to enjoy idiot apes flyin’ out of their cars when you hit them...uh, let’s says “accidentally”? Answer me that you frickin’ liberal assholes!!!
ROAR!!!!
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