Livin’ in the rick fugue: ROARing good TUSCL meet up edition
Monday, January 17, 2022 3:29 PM
We ricks have generally avoided TUSCL meetups because we don’t want to associated with normies (i.e., non-ricks).
However, I’ve also been wanting to improve my rick fugue. That state I enter when I’m pleasantly drunk. The problem is getting sufficient alcohol into my system in a convenient manner. Lately, I’ve been soaking tampons in various kinds of alcohol and shoving them up my ass while I drink. But I want to figure out the best tampon-liquor combo.
So I propose a meet up and an experiment. Double blind. I’ll hire a company to prepare a bunch of booze soaked tampons with the type of booze assigned randomly. A bunch of you damn dirty apes will show, insert, and we’ll see how much fun you have in the club. Hell, I’ll even make you co-authors on the no-doubt Nobel willing manuscript describing this work.
What say you apes?
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