I am very confused

There's not a strong woman on earth who doesn't have bigger balls than a progressive male.

I thought that was the point of progressive women, they are trying (unsuccessfully) to neuter men.

Maybe you do have bigger balls, Blah. Do you keep the severed balls you cut off as trophy’s?

Lmao are you dancing there rn blah? Damn I wonder what SirLap would say Btw how many fucking coffee shops does Portland need to have

Aww, I wanna go to Sauvie Island and pick berries. That stuff is amazing 😍

And give them a break they’ve been out all day burning down the city, it’s exhausting work, it really is

Balls said the Queen if I had them I’d be King, looks like Blah Blah is the new King of TUSCL Long live Bah Blah.

I've only met one person from Portland. She was a depressed lesbian who refused to shave her legs. Quit a bank job coz of it...she should have sued coz they tried to make her shave her legs.

LOL @blah you sound like any local stripper. It's because of so many man hating lesbians in this town. When so many roll like Debbie Harry here - [view link] - dudes gotta be careful with their balls. @nicespice Amen! Berries grow like weeds out here.

^Plz go to Pip’s so I can live vicariously through you.

^ I still haven't tried it out. Someday!

“The dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland”

@blah the manly men are in the rural areas. LOL go out to Scapoose and St. Helens. You won't find as many asexual hipsters there.

“Portland is where young people go to retire” My ex bf was into mushroom picking too. Seems like a fun hobby And eeeh, I’ll take the Portland soy boys over the something-to-prove alpha male Texans lol I miss Portland so much 🥺

@nicespice I think you are well overdue for a work visit.

^^^But was Eugene better, I ask

Come out and go berry picking with your wifey after work. 😁

Ninja’d

Twice

I mean, club-wise Eugene sucked, and I hated having to sell those dancer drinks. And it was pretty amusing reuniting with several dancers from Eugene over in downtown Portland a few weeks later. But the hippie commune I stayed at nearby Eugene was pretty dang cool.

Btw Nicespice has done the hipster city tour of America. Austin, Portland, Denver, Minneapolis. All you need now is Asheville, Seattle and Brooklyn. More indie coffee shops and graffiti art that you can imagine.

Eeh, I don’t think of Denver as particularly hipster. Kinda more the Patagonia flavor of white people. Seattle clubs sound awful. Like similar levels of having to make an effort to get customers to want to spend on you as Portland, but with $180 house fees? No thanks. Asheville from what I’ve gathered has dancers that frequently commute to Greenville anyways. Brooklyn (Pumps?) I wouldn’t mind trying out as long as there’s reasonably priced lodging that accepts doggies. 😋

blah is a DJG (drill sergeant) [view link]

Haven't been to Portland in over 30 years, but still have fond memories. All the flowers and stained wood. It's very cloudy, but mostly drizzles rather than rains, which I found I could get use to. Presumably a lot of lumberjacks in Oregon but they don't like up to their manly image: [view link]

Spice came up with a great term…the Patagonia flavor of white people. Many of those folks drive tricked out suvs that have never seen a dirt road but they will bring their occupants to the nearest Starbucks with ease. Yeah, not exactly hipster.

Portland is overwhelmingly white and overwhelmingly progressive - the progressive mantra is that white men are the lowest form of human beings - i.e. if you're a white male in Portland you've been beaten into submission

Not everyone is a paragon of virtue and masculinity like tuscl members. Papi chulo how do you consolidate white supremacy and fucking black hookers?

"Papi chulo how do you consolidate white supremacy and fucking black hookers?" We need to know Papichulo. Me and Iceberg little bitches and we need to gossip

@blah I think it's the club culture here more than anything else. Some dudes treat going to a strip club no different than going to a local dive bar down the street. Because clubs are so commonplace, there's a significant population of customers that aren't going to see strippers as a priority.

'She was a depressed lesbian who refused to shave her legs. ' dougee you're describing yourself homie!

I am just like me paisano Icee. We do not have balls. We are both big pussies

Blah is actually a modern day Mother Theresa, by the way. But even MT had to vent at times. Blah got into the knives during covid watching late night tv. The cutlery ads resonated with her. Nothing more than that.

Some of you are getting obnoxious and showing your lack of contact with women.... Lots of people like or collect knives. And she just comes off as realistic on here.