Little-Known Rick Dangers

This rick is always up for watching hairless apes do stupid shit, like eat a tetrahydrozoline and meatball sandwich. However, there are funnier ways to make somebody shit themselves. For example, as a frickin’ lion I simply purchase some extra strength colon blow and knock on some damn dirty ape’s door. When the ape answers I say “hey ape, eat this stuff or I go all wildebeest on your ass.” But y’all should remember the rick motto that it is okay to be an asshole but you should avoid being 100% a dick. I only do that trick if there is a good reason. I mean really, it is one thing if I don’t like somebody’s face or something but I’m not going to make some totally random schmo shit himself. ROAR!!!