Cage free eggs

If you'd give more pathetic losers lapdances while at work instead of stabbing them to death you wouldn't worry about paying $5 for a dozen eggs. (If I'm not going to hell already I definitely am after that joke).

A huge Bippity, Boppitty, bacon shout out to Shailynn! Bacon!!

my ball sac is cage free, then i have a finger bang with a girl at the bar,, she is horny, i cant finger myself out and we finger bang until she orgasms.. am I to blame?

If I actually ate eggs regularly, then I’d probably just buy direct from somebody who raised their chickens directly.

What is it with Russians and egg prices?!?! Is this in your DNA or something Blah? [view link]

So....what I learned today is that blah likes her eggs from chickens which are not caged, which is a bit different than her preference for men to be caged...and likely muzzled.

Supposedly, cage-free eggs, or rather, eggs that grow up not in a hen house, that are allowed to roam and eat insects and whatnot are super healthy for you. The trick is that labeling is confusing and not tightly enforced.

That being said, I do splurge for the healthier eggs. If you can find a direct supplier like a farm or a neighbor that keeps chickens, that is the way.

Tbh, on my list of things to give a fuck about, whether or not the dozens of eggs I buy each month come from caged or uncaged chickens is not one of them.