TUSCL Make A Wish
Monday, March 11, 2024 5:42 AM
How come these terminal kids choose to meet a fucking basketball player or police or fireman? Is that really they want? That's what your going with? Just say hey I want fuck a bunch of strippers, who's saying no?
See that's where we come in. Uncle Muddy gonna take y'all out. I'll even pay for it, on the house. (Although you'll be limited to 55 year old Dominican whores who don't know english, that's the best I can do. You want the bang the hot blonde chick, your parents gotta pony up you hear me you little fuck stains. Sorry don't blame me, price of pussy is just out the fucking wazoo right now. Best I can do.)
Anyway just throwing it out there. If y'all call, we'll answer. Show you a great time, whole lot better than shooting free throws. Nothing but great role models around these parts. Just know the offer is on the table.
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