I show up at 5pm as usual. I am dressed like a strip club bouncer. I had a wig with a greasy ponytail slicked back. I had on a cheap dress shirt from tj maxx with an even cheaper tie. Black tuxedo pants (rental) and cheap black shoes. I threw on a gold chain too. I stuffed cotton balls down my shirt to give me that ex tough guy who is now fat look. I walk into pp and own the bitch. Boom I throw vinny a bill (one) and he looks at me and looks mad. He says what are u supposed to be? I says "you". He threw me out. Nepals is next. I forgot I was banned for life so shit godivas it is. I walk in and the place smelled like chicken and waffles. This shawty had me straight trippin. She asked what I was supposed to be and I said a bouncer in a club. She laughed and said "I don't get it". Whatever. I got a dance from her and her big black milk bags were fuckin out of control. I asked for a champagne room dance which was more like a mad dog 20 20 room but whatever. I boned her. Fuggedabout it. Bada bing. No rubb. Old school style. I spent the next day in the free clinic with the clap. Happy halloween fuckers

hah this cracked meh up.....cheers

You missed out. The penthouse club you could have gotten in for free with a costume. Almost everyone was wearing a costume and they even had tombstones and flashing skeletons up on stage. Nepals was ok but not as much fun. Platinum sucked a bit.