100 New Laredo Hwy, San Antonio, TX 78211, USA*

Secrets Gentlemen's Club Reviews

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Secret is...they have no dancers
SanAntonio_LDK
San Antonio, Texas
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6 years ago
So based off the previous reviews, I knew this one would be rough. There were 3 cars in the parking...
Comments: 2
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6 years ago
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SanAntonio_LDK
Had A Nice Chat
alphaki
Traveller
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6 years ago
Monday afternoon around 3pm, nothing to do. I thought I had been here before but once I walked inside I...
A Place where Nasty is the Upside. Don't Ask about the Downside.
wallanon

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7 years ago
This place is a little disgusting. Like you go to take a piss and notice a sink full of stale...
On the Rocks
Cy
New Jersey
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7 years ago
I've been to this club a couple of times before about a year or so ago. The club seems...
Secrets
ReydeOro
Florida
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7 years ago
So I've gone here a couple of times and I was looking for this gorgeous bib tittied blonde that used...
Comments: 1
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7 years ago
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Ivandrago2008
Early bird gets a bedroom
JDirty80
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8 years ago
I'll be to the point - club is a little bit in the ghetto; dancers are Latina and a 7...
Just A Little Bit Scary
fgarvin
Minnesota
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8 years ago
I was stuck at an airport hotel and there were floods in the market so I didn't even bother getting...
Definitely hit or miss
crashneddie
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8 years ago
With this type of club, you really need to be visiting an entertainer rather than the club itself. Located...
I may try again
alphaki
Traveller
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9 years ago
This club is the closest I could find to my failed trip to Rainbow, and I should have known it...
This was my first time at...
boooozygrogy
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9 years ago
This was my first time at Secrets and i had gone in the afternoon after work. I had actually gone...
I stopped by around lunch time....
rb93720
Texas
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10 years ago
I stopped by around lunch time. The inside was pretty nice. There were approximately 7 dancers (all latina; 4 young...
25 freaking dollars to get in,...
tuscl
A catch-all account
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10 years ago
25 freaking dollars to get in, you can't even see inside unless you pay, this was the first and last...
I'm not gonna sit here and...
rebelsoldier86
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10 years ago
I'm not gonna sit here and bore you with all the boring details of my night like so many do....
Wow. This place is awful. $20...
emeric
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11 years ago
Wow. This place is awful. $20 just to walk in the door. Before I had even found a seat, which...
Went to this place on accident...
joelopez81
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11 years ago
Went to this place on accident but once I drove in I said screw it. Looks like a motel but...