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Place is built into a strip mall but with all the signs you won't miss it. Never thought I'd type this, but the only drawback to this place was the guy at the front was giving me the business about reentering the club. VIPs Read On...

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I've sped past this club a number of times and never gone in. It's fenced in and located in the middle of a poorly lit industrial area. But since it's easy to get to and I keep driving by it on the way VIPs Read On...

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Switzerland is secretly a country full of sex maniacs. I don't have definitive proof, but I do have listings for dozens if not hundreds of massage and modeling houses that turned up while I was trying to identify this place after the fact. VIPs Read On...

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This place had bad news written all over it, even though it was the friendliest club I went to all night. By bad news, I mean a double wide Russian bouncer guarding a locked metal gate a good 20 feet from the entrance. VIPs Read On...

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A tiny takeout place across and up the street from The Buddhist. I was the only guy in the club other than the one there to be the muscle. Did I mention it was across the street from The Buddhist (hands down the VIPs Read On...

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I haven't really seen that many of the LA clubs considering how many there are, but the clubs in that city are so spread out you can't really cover it unless you live nearby or have several days with nothing else to do. Sam's VIPs Read On...

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I've read a lot about this club and Jet Strip. I thought JS was overrated, too, when I saw it. BE is a big place, has many of the gentlemens club touches and is generally decent, but wasn't lights out in any particular VIPs Read On...

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This placed looks pretty good these days. Lots of changes to the interior since the last time that I went, most for the better. Lots of customers and lots of dancers on the late afternoon I was there. Still no liquor but VIPs Read On...

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This place wasn't listed on TUSCL when I did my quick check, so I wandered across it by accident walking toward the clubs I'd read were the best in town. Turns out all those clubs are now closed and Heaven is supposed to be VIPs Read On...

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I'm going to call this place Little Leningrad. Mostly because I keep thinking the place is called Red Girls, but there's probably a reason for that. As you'll see in my other reviews from Zurich, this is not a U.S. style club. VIPs Read On...

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This place has live entertainment. Strip clubs are supposed to, right? So what's the issue? The problem here was that the gal onstage was not exactly someone you'd like to see naked and she was singing. Backed by a band. VIPs Read On...

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Went looking for another club at this address, so I'm guessing this one replaced it. When you first get to the address, don't fret if you're looking at some kind of neighborhood restaurant. The club entrance is in the alley to the left VIPs Read On...

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The Score is the Scores that is not a Scores. It's smaller than other locations on the interior, but still has the upscale touches here and there. It has a juice bar, which is a little surprising. I wouldn't have even thought VIPs Read On...

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This is the Pure Platinum by the airport in San Diego. Not quite as cool as the one near Kearny Mesa, but still a cool place. It has gotten a lot of lousy reviews, but I'm in clubs all over the country and VIPs Read On...

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Pure Platinum in Kearny Mesa is the best club in San Diego. Hands down. The why is pretty simple. Full bar? Check. Full contact lap dances? Check. YMMV? Nice looking girls? Check. Cheetahs might have an VIPs Read On...

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This club is like the ugly kid sister of Hawaii Theater. The good news is it's cheaper than HT. The bad news is everything else. If you're in COI and surrounding burbs looking for clubs and you don't live there, chances are VIPs Read On...

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Fuego has a bit of an identity crisis. As recently as last Fall the place was still firmly a latino club with a hearty supply of black dancers, but in 2009 the club has really started to take on the feel of a black VIPs Read On...

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Got here near closing time. Most of the girls seemed suitably depressed by then because business was not going great. Partly holidays, partly business had sucked there for a while. Funny thing about this club was I had been here before and VIPs Read On...

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Was there on a holiday night. Surprising how many other customers were there. I was on the other side of the country from home, though, and figured why not spend the night checking out some girls? I tend to heap abuse on VIPs Read On...

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This is decent club in San Diego that doesn't quite stack up to Pure Platinums, but doesn't deserve to get listed with the dregs, either. So it's a tweener. Nothing too exciting. The cover charge struck me as a little odd for VIPs Read On...

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This is clearly the chic spot now in TJ. The good news is it lives up to most of the hype. And if it's not your cup of tea, it is only two or three doors down from the venerably naughty Adelitas. VIPs Read On...

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How much you enjoy this place (or not) depends very much on the girl. This was the last club that I hit near LA before turning up I-15 and heading for Las Vegas. I was actually looking for Cocoon Gentleman's Club, but VIPs Read On...

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This place is located in a little shopping area. Was there on a Saturday night. Parking was atrocious. Since it was close to Spearmint Rhino I figured a quick stop by the place wouldn't take me too far off course. The VIPs Read On...

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This club was right off the highway driving between San Diego and Los Angeles, which is why it got a look. Didn't sound so great from the reviews, and it's not a standout club in any way that I can think of having been VIPs Read On...

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You can see this place off Pacific Highway while driving away from the airport. It's a small little building on the corner of Noell and Pacific (business access road that runs parallel to the highway) by the foot of a hill. You'll get VIPs Read On...