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Deja Vu Showgirls
16025 Gale Ave
City of Industry, California
626-336-2378
September 17, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
16025 Gale Ave
City of Industry, California
626-336-2378
September 17, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
Place is built into a strip mall but with all the signs you won't miss it. Never thought I'd type this, but the only drawback to this place was the guy at the front was giving me the business about reentering the club. ...
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Playpen
1109 S Santa Fe Ave
Los Angeles, California
213-489-2000
September 17, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 9
Overall : 7.33
1109 S Santa Fe Ave
Los Angeles, California
213-489-2000
September 17, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 9
Overall : 7.33
I've sped past this club a number of times and never gone in. It's fenced in and located in the middle of a poorly lit industrial area. But since it's easy to get to and I keep driving by it on the way...
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Studio Budapest
Buelstrasse 3
Hegnau, Switzerland
+41 (0) 76-34-34-888
July 26, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 10
Overall : 7.00
Buelstrasse 3
Hegnau, Switzerland
+41 (0) 76-34-34-888
July 26, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 10
Overall : 7.00
Switzerland is secretly a country full of sex maniacs. I don't have definitive proof, but I do have listings for dozens if not hundreds of massage and modeling houses that turned up while I was trying to identify this place after the fact. ...
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Cindy
Mircea Vulcanescu 47
Bucharest, Romania
021.315.39.33
July 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
Mircea Vulcanescu 47
Bucharest, Romania
021.315.39.33
July 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
This place had bad news written all over it, even though it was the friendliest club I went to all night. By bad news, I mean a double wide Russian bouncer guarding a locked metal gate a good 20 feet from the entrance. ...
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Red
37A Spatarului St
Bucharest, Romania
021-212-03-43
July 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.33
37A Spatarului St
Bucharest, Romania
021-212-03-43
July 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.33
A tiny takeout place across and up the street from The Buddhist. I was the only guy in the club other than the one there to be the muscle. Did I mention it was across the street from The Buddhist (hands down the...
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Sam's Hof Brau
1751 Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, California
213-623-3989
July 24, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
1751 Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, California
213-623-3989
July 24, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
I haven't really seen that many of the LA clubs considering how many there are, but the clubs in that city are so spread out you can't really cover it unless you live nearby or have several days with nothing else to do. Sam's...
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Bare Elegance
4824 W Imperial Hwy
Hawthorne, California
310-649-1100
July 24, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
4824 W Imperial Hwy
Hawthorne, California
310-649-1100
July 24, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
I've read a lot about this club and Jet Strip. I thought JS was overrated, too, when I saw it. BE is a big place, has many of the gentlemens club touches and is generally decent, but wasn't lights out in any particular...
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Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, California
858-277-2339
July 24, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, California
858-277-2339
July 24, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
This placed looks pretty good these days. Lots of changes to the interior since the last time that I went, most for the better. Lots of customers and lots of dancers on the late afternoon I was there. Still no liquor but...
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Heaven Nightclub
St. Regina Elisabeta no.30
Bucharest, Romania
+4 0722 960 130
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
St. Regina Elisabeta no.30
Bucharest, Romania
+4 0722 960 130
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
This place wasn't listed on TUSCL when I did my quick check, so I wandered across it by accident walking toward the clubs I'd read were the best in town. Turns out all those clubs are now closed and Heaven is supposed to be...
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Red Lips Cabaret
Hohlstrasse 47
Zurich, Switzerland
+41 44 241 59 87
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Hohlstrasse 47
Zurich, Switzerland
+41 44 241 59 87
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
I'm going to call this place Little Leningrad. Mostly because I keep thinking the place is called Red Girls, but there's probably a reason for that. As you'll see in my other reviews from Zurich, this is not a U.S. style club. ...
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Kapten Jo's Haifisch Cabaret
Muhlegasse 3 8001
Zurich, Switzerland
+41 44 251 41 10
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.33
Muhlegasse 3 8001
Zurich, Switzerland
+41 44 251 41 10
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.33
This place has live entertainment. Strip clubs are supposed to, right? So what's the issue? The problem here was that the gal onstage was not exactly someone you'd like to see naked and she was singing. Backed by a band. ...
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Lollipop
Austr. 19
Zurich, Switzerland
004114616688
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 10
Overall : 4.67
Austr. 19
Zurich, Switzerland
004114616688
July 18, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 10
Overall : 4.67
Went looking for another club at this address, so I'm guessing this one replaced it. When you first get to the address, don't fret if you're looking at some kind of neighborhood restaurant. The club entrance is in the alley to the left...
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2065 S Santa Fe Ave
Los Angeles, California
323-588-8898
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 9.00
2065 S Santa Fe Ave
Los Angeles, California
323-588-8898
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Sunday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 9
Overall : 9.00
The Score is the Scores that is not a Scores. It's smaller than other locations on the interior, but still has the upscale touches here and there. It has a juice bar, which is a little surprising. I wouldn't have even thought...
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Pure Platinum
2431 Pacific Hwy
San Diego, California
619-233-7359
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
2431 Pacific Hwy
San Diego, California
619-233-7359
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
This is the Pure Platinum by the airport in San Diego. Not quite as cool as the one near Kearny Mesa, but still a cool place. It has gotten a lot of lousy reviews, but I'm in clubs all over the country and...
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Pure Platinum II
4000 Kearny Mesa Rd
San Diego, California
619-278-2230
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.67
4000 Kearny Mesa Rd
San Diego, California
619-278-2230
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.67
Pure Platinum in Kearny Mesa is the best club in San Diego. Hands down. The why is pretty simple.
Full bar? Check. Full contact lap dances? Check. YMMV? Nice looking girls? Check. Cheetahs might have an...
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Tropical Lei
2121 W Foothill Blvd
Upland, California
909-931-0360
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 10
Overall : 7.33
2121 W Foothill Blvd
Upland, California
909-931-0360
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 10
Overall : 7.33
This club is like the ugly kid sister of Hawaii Theater. The good news is it's cheaper than HT. The bad news is everything else.
If you're in COI and surrounding burbs looking for clubs and you don't live there, chances are...
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Fuego
5005 Jackson St
Bladensburg, Maryland
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
5005 Jackson St
Bladensburg, Maryland
May 22, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
Fuego has a bit of an identity crisis. As recently as last Fall the place was still firmly a latino club with a hearty supply of black dancers, but in 2009 the club has really started to take on the feel of a black...
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Body Shop
3776 Riley St
San Diego, California
619-574-9696
May 16, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
3776 Riley St
San Diego, California
619-574-9696
May 16, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
Got here near closing time. Most of the girls seemed suitably depressed by then because business was not going great. Partly holidays, partly business had sucked there for a while. Funny thing about this club was I had been here before and...
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Deja Vu Showgirls I
2720 Midway Dr
San Diego, California
619-224-4757
May 16, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.33
2720 Midway Dr
San Diego, California
619-224-4757
May 16, 2009
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.33
Was there on a holiday night. Surprising how many other customers were there. I was on the other side of the country from home, though, and figured why not spend the night checking out some girls?
I tend to heap abuse on...
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Ten's Showclub
4307 Ohio St
San Diego, California
619-284-7435
May 16, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
4307 Ohio St
San Diego, California
619-284-7435
May 16, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
This is decent club in San Diego that doesn't quite stack up to Pure Platinums, but doesn't deserve to get listed with the dregs, either. So it's a tweener. Nothing too exciting. The cover charge struck me as a little odd for...
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Hong Kong
Calle Coahuila 2009
Tijuana, Mexico
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 10
Overall : 9.67
Calle Coahuila 2009
Tijuana, Mexico
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 10
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 10
Overall : 9.67
This is clearly the chic spot now in TJ. The good news is it lives up to most of the hype. And if it's not your cup of tea, it is only two or three doors down from the venerably naughty Adelitas. ...
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Taboo
11606 Clark St
Arcadia, California
626-303-1111
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Sunday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
11606 Clark St
Arcadia, California
626-303-1111
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Sunday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
How much you enjoy this place (or not) depends very much on the girl.
This was the last club that I hit near LA before turning up I-15 and heading for Las Vegas. I was actually looking for Cocoon Gentleman's Club, but...
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Synn Gentlemens Club
15651 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, California
626-968-4434
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
15651 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, California
626-968-4434
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
This place is located in a little shopping area. Was there on a Saturday night. Parking was atrocious.
Since it was close to Spearmint Rhino I figured a quick stop by the place wouldn't take me too far off course. The...
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Main Attraction
939 Coast Hwy
Oceanside, California
760-722-7123
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.67
939 Coast Hwy
Oceanside, California
760-722-7123
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.67
This club was right off the highway driving between San Diego and Los Angeles, which is why it got a look. Didn't sound so great from the reviews, and it's not a standout club in any way that I can think of having been...
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Fantasy Shots
3895 Pacific Hwy
San Diego, California
619-685-7053
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 10
Overall : 8.00
3895 Pacific Hwy
San Diego, California
619-685-7053
May 2, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 10
Overall : 8.00
You can see this place off Pacific Highway while driving away from the airport. It's a small little building on the corner of Noell and Pacific (business access road that runs parallel to the highway) by the foot of a hill. You'll get...
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