smackedass's Profile & Reviews
Member Since: March 2009
Last Seen: November 2009
Reviews: 16 [view]
Posts: 4 [view]
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Playhouse LoungeBurlington, New Jersey
Ball Park Tavern
Levittown, Pennsylvania
smackedass's Reviews (1-16)
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: November 3, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: November 3, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
I made my way over the river to Playhouse Friday 4p to see if anything new. A good size crowd and many of the hot Brazilian blondes worked around the bar as usual. There was more play at my stool, I thought was encouraging. VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: November 3, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Review Date: November 3, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
I made my way to Ball Park Friday. It was much better this time, things have improved in mileage despite some limitations in privacy. There were a few more attractive girls working and the dance prices of $20 were another plus. Bartender Tammy and Jasmine VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: October 4, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: October 4, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
I made my way over to Playhouse Friday to see what's going on. At around 4p there was a sizeable crowd. I saw many of the hot Brazilian blondes and dance rooms appeared busy. Girls worked their way around the bar quicker than before. There VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: September 21, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: September 21, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 7
Saturday night I went to see porn star Bree Olsen at Club Risque Bristol. I arrived after 8:30p, $15 cover for the boxing fight and porn star feature show. I arrived bar when it was quickly filling up with people. I only came here for VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: September 4, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: September 4, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Absolutely incredible strip club week for me. I started out Sunday on the journey through the woods of NJ to Cheeks Tavern and was hoping to post a review of it but the club page has been removed from this site already since it's closing VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: August 14, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: August 14, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
After a break from the strip club scene for the past few weeks, I decided on crossing the river to Playhouse. I had the day off, picked up 6-pack and arrived at Playhouse at 2pm. I'd say it was a real good time to go VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: July 5, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: July 5, 2009
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
My last few times either been to Red Raven or crossing the river to Playhouse since Ball Park has changed alot. Had Friday off so I hiked on over, picked up 6-pack and arrived at Playhouse around 2pm. I'd say it was a real good VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: June 1, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: June 1, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 9
After nothing doing at Ball Park I made my way across the river to the Playhouse Friday Night (hoping reports on this site are true about club's back to usual mileage). I picked up my 6-pack and arrived at Playhouse shortly after 7pm and paid VIPs Read On...
Club Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 7
Value Rating: 5
I made it to Ball Park Friday, this club used to have mileage has been second to none, but things have really changed in the last month or so with the club removing the curtains in the dance room, club changing dance price from $30 VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: May 4, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: May 4, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Ball Park was a bust on Friday night so I crossed the river to see how Playhouse was. I picked up my 6-pack and arrived at Playhouse around 7pm and was stuck paying the $15 cover (anyone know what time they begin charging $15? ). VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: April 20, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: April 20, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
No plans to cross river but decided Friday give Playhouse another exploration. I found Olivers Liquor store just before Playhhouse and remembered to pick up a 6-pack. Arrived somewhere between 4:30-5p again, club was somewhat empty and plenty of Brazilian/Spanish girls. A few good looking girls VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: April 13, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: April 13, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 8
Hello, I am a Ball Park regular and have visited Playhouse Club once thus far. I think Playhouse is a good club and reviews I've read are fairly accurate on dances in back dance area and what I received. I am hesitant on posting too VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: April 13, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Review Date: April 13, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
I was at Ball Park on Good Friday, mileage has been second to none, but Jasmine gave me a strange vibe Friday, but I still was happy with her dance, afterward she told me club is concerned about authorities these past 3 weeks. I VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: March 30, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Review Date: March 30, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 7
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 7
Night before SuperBowl went to Daydreams around with a buddy. First thing must say $20 cover wasn't expecting and club is a byo remember to bring beer. Club was got real busy around 9p. Club is a converted warehouse has center stage with little chairs VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: March 26, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Review Date: March 26, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
Dancer Rating: 8
Value Rating: 8
At the Ball Park Friday (gone regularly for past year) first must say mileage here is second to none. I enjoy seeing Jasmine and Cheyenne whose oral skills could make Bill Clinton happy. Sure not model-type good looks but for what they offer with their VIPs Read On...
Reviewed by: smackedass 
Review Date: March 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown

Review Date: March 26, 2009
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Club Rating: 9
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 10
Dancer Rating: 9
Value Rating: 10
I'm usually a Ball Park regular, friend told me Playhouse Club was worth a shot, not far up Route 130 from Burl-Bristol Br. First thing I;d say, NJ's no smoking club law is a damn good thing, Ball Park gets foggy from the smoke. I VIPs Read On...
