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Private MessageStarted strip-clubbing in Toronto in the late 80s / early 90s. Sadly, I haven't found similar laxity of rules, or fineness of women, anywhere since. I've clubbed solidly in Memphis, Tampa, NYC, Houston, Dallas, New Orleans, Miami, Quebec, Montreal, etc..
Book Guy's Reviews (1-25)
Temptations
327 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-4470
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 4
Overall : 5.00
327 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-4470
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 4
Overall : 5.00
Dropped in here a couple of times, enjoyed the mood and attitude, but I have to admit that the number of attractive and available women was really somewhat limited. I'd have to say that only four or six women were working, on any given occasion read more...
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
I've become annoyingly regular at this place, and I don't dislike it. It now has (in my personal pantheon) a new rival, in that Penthouse offers an excellent high-mileage deal in its 20-minutes $100 lap-dance arrangement, because at Visions you'd pay by the song at read more...
Club LaMieux
203 Chartres St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-586-8002
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 1
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 2
Overall : 1.33
203 Chartres St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-586-8002
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 1
Dancer Quality: 1
$ Value: 2
Overall : 1.33
This frightening old place is, I think, finally closed. I saw one of the aging stalwarts standing in the doorway of Artist Cafe just 'round the corner. I recall back a few years ago, when you could pretty much guarantee that a toothless old hag read more...
Penthouse
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, Louisiana
970-728-3846
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, Louisiana
970-728-3846
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
THIS PLACE ROCKS on a weekend night! Wow, I was amazed at what I experienced on Friday evening, from about 7 until about ... oh you know, dawn or so? It was knee-deep in firm young dingly-dangly perky bouncy titties and hot hot super-hot women read more...
Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club
420 Bourbon St.
New Orleans, Louisiana
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
420 Bourbon St.
New Orleans, Louisiana
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 6
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 6.67
Bit of a freaky experience, this club. It's almost right-next-door to one of my more preferred Bourbon Street clubs (Scores, see reviews at that page) and, as I understand it, both clubs (and a few others) are owned by the same people. Lipstixx must be read more...
Scores Mansion on Bourbon Street
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
July 18, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
It's been about five months since I reviewed this place, but not much seems to have changed, really. I've been dropping in, on and off, in the intervening time. I'd have to say that right now it definitely feels like "slow season" since fewer girls read more...
Scores Mansion on Bourbon Street
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
February 20, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
February 20, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
On a weeknight late in January or early in February, about two or three weeks before Mardi Gras, I found myself with time and money to kill, and I was getting tired of the usual "I know how little I'm going to get" from Visions read more...
Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club
420 Bourbon St.
New Orleans, Louisiana
December 30, 2009
Visited on: Monday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
420 Bourbon St.
New Orleans, Louisiana
December 30, 2009
Visited on: Monday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 6.67
I was pleasantly surprised by what I experienced here, in terms of women, recently during a weekday day-shift. And I was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED by the physical facilities of the building itself.
So, the women were hotter than I had hoped, with a few long lean African-American read more...
Scores Mansion on Bourbon Street
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
December 27, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 4
Overall : 6.33
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
December 27, 2009
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 4
Overall : 6.33
Have been back to my old haunt, Scores, a few times in the last few weeks during the holidays. It had sort of slipped from my preferences for about a year, and I've become annoyingly regular at Visions. But as the reviews here at TUSCL read more...
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
October 10, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
October 10, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
I'm combining several past visits into this one review, so the numbers and stats that I've posted via the drop-down menus in the review-entry fields are my own subjective averages of all those experiences combined. --- Generally I'd have to say that Visions is the read more...
Passions Mens Club
3921 Downman Road
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-309-6054
March 13, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.00
3921 Downman Road
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-309-6054
March 13, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 25-99
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.00
Lots of girls waggling about, at this typical "African-American shake joint." There are cubicles, and the right girl can make your night very enjoyable for a reasonable price. However, on a high-volume night like Saturday just at midnight, it's not necessarily a great time to read more...
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
March 13, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
March 13, 2009
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33
Haven't reviewed Visions in a while. Little has changed -- still the "best" place to go in New Orleans, although it is still rather restrictive relative to many other cities, and although it has a honky-tonk and locals' type of feel to it. On read more...
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
January 17, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
January 17, 2009
Visited on: Friday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33
This is "where the locals go" in New Orleans, and therefore has the highest percentage of non-tourists among the clientele of about any NOLa strip club. I like that there is a neighborhood feel (even at high-volume times like Friday night) but I find that read more...
Scores Mansion on Bourbon Street
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
January 17, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.00
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
January 17, 2009
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 6
$ Value: 5
Overall : 6.00
Well, Scores goes up and down. The clubs in the French Quarter are always a hit-or-miss proposition. Scores is still opening later than most clubs, which may be a good idea, because it shows that they're not willing to charge you their exorbitant prices just read more...
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
December 19, 2008
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
December 19, 2008
Visited on: Thursday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Lots of hot ladies here, as always. The Visions crowd of clients is mostly locals, white businessmen and contractors and construction workers, the "where y'at" crowd; some Hispanic laborers, and college frat boys, but not many. The girls are high in number right now because read more...
Big Daddy's
506 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-581-7167
June 21, 2008
Visited on: Tuesday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 4
Overall : 6.00
506 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-581-7167
June 21, 2008
Visited on: Tuesday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 4
Overall : 6.00
This is a place where you can spend a lot of money to accomplish what can be done outside the French Quarter for a lot less money. But it's still fun to drop in on this "official Bourbon Street dive" and find out that the read more...
Big Daddy's
506 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-581-7167
April 18, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
506 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-581-7167
April 18, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Had the pleasure of re-visiting Jazzy (Jasmine) the Latina (Honduras?) with wonderful natural titties. She'll make sure you're satisfied. Had the pain of meeting (as mentioned in a previous review) Venus. She'll make sure you know that she's miserable. The whole set-up here is typical read more...
Passions Mens Club
3921 Downman Road
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-309-6054
March 27, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
3921 Downman Road
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-309-6054
March 27, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Warning to the buds at TUSCL. Although I've recently reviewed this club, I thought it prudent to mention something else for everyone's benefit: there probably have been changes at Passions since that last review after a recent shooting. Two or three nights ago a death read more...
Larry Flynt's Barely Legal Club
423 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-571-6340
March 19, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.00
423 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-571-6340
March 19, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.00
The tale of the seventeen dollar drink. Yes, $17. I drop in here, time to time, because the line-up of girls is generally young, skinny, unenhanced looking -- these are the visual body types I prefer. But they're just SO money-grubbing it's annoying. Last time read more...
Scores Mansion on Bourbon Street
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
March 19, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-525-0999
March 19, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
Back up again, in my estimation. I drop by every now and again -- was insulted by the house mom who called me a 'regular' so I guess I'm there often enough to get noticed. The women are consistently very attractive and (for dancers) very read more...
Passions Mens Club
3921 Downman Road
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-309-6054
March 19, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
3921 Downman Road
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-309-6054
March 19, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Still has exactly what is reported as available, I can confirm. It's a rather loud, grinding, annoying place, with bad ventilation, no "bar" to speak of (just a counter where they have canned cokes and bottles of different alcohol brands, pouring into a plastic cup), read more...
Penthouse Club
2618 Winrock Blvd
Houston, Texas
713-974-2100
February 12, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
2618 Winrock Blvd
Houston, Texas
713-974-2100
February 12, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Interesting place. Some very hot women, and a lot of young-adult couples and groups attending as customers. But the contact is limited. The back room (not the extremely expensive "private" room, just the lapper-room) was free for entry, and dances were $20 per song. One read more...
Treasures
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, Texas
713-629-6200
February 12, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, Texas
713-629-6200
February 12, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.00
Got in for a Sunday afternoon on a recent weekend trip to Houston. Very very very few girls were working, though I did find two who would fill the bill by providing the type of service and ambiance and attitude I knew that I was read more...
Vellagio Executive Retreat
2816 Greenridge Dr #201
Houston, Texas
713-952-0639
February 12, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
2816 Greenridge Dr #201
Houston, Texas
713-952-0639
February 12, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.00
Visited recently on a weekend trip to Houston. Found out that things still go pretty much according to the old system. Got in, saw the line-up, picked a girl, went upstairs. She insisted on $170, which included a "required" tip, even though the signs on read more...
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
January 4, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.00
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, Louisiana
504-240-0069
January 4, 2008
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 5
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.00
Another bad experience at Visions. As a girl walked the bar and got to my position, she decided she needed to move my stuff out from in front of me for her to dance adequately. Unfortunately, she didn't just "move my stuff" but rather, scattered read more...
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