My Return To My Favorite Club Where I Got Kicked Out

"peace" or piece??? lol

A King of Diamonds recently took over the old Crazy Horse which was the old something which was the old something. Seems destined to die like the other clubs did in that building.

You sound satisfied, someyoung...Congrats to you.

I'm pasting your original post below for later. Never saw it the first time. Scanned the old thread. You had some pretty good advice there, but still stayed away for six months. What's your favorite club now? ... Posted: 11/30/08 someyoungguysomeyoungguy says: Forgive me if none of this makes sense. I'm in the shock part of the process. I think I'll be staying up in bed pissed off over the whole thing and be crying by the time I wake up. I shouldn't be giving details, but if the feelings remain as hard as they seemed when I got "escorted" out, it doesn't matter if I burn my bridges. So bottom line: I got kicked out of the King of Diamonds tonight, for a combination of misheard words and attitude. It was the last hour of the night, and my ATF, who said she was going to get back to me as soon as she takes care of this customer, disappeared for about 45 minutes. I'm getting a little restless. This cunt of a waitress said, "What'll you have?" even though I wasn't done with my first glass of beer. But this blonde comes around again, takes my glass (even though I wasn't done with it) and says again, "What'll you have?" At this point, I kind of went off, I admit. Have you ever been at a stripclub where the waitresses really pester you for drinks, and you say no and no and no until you finally go off and say, "Fine, fine, I'll have a Pepsi!" I said exactly that. Except instead of saying "fine," I said "fuck." This bitch goes, the bouncer comes and says let's go. Swearing at the waitress, he said. I left without resisting. I could've said I swore but I didn't swear at her, but it's no use. I'm getting angrier and angrier just thinking about it, and I know if I kept my mouth shut I could've avoided it. This waitress obviously either was having a bad night or wanted to pick a fight with someone. (Shit, a lot of the strippers were copping attitude, too; I don't remember seeing so many girls leave my tip at the rail.) Too bad Fatboy was doing his job and "standing up" for his co-worker, even if she misheard or lied. What I'm particularly worried about is my ATF. I have no way to contact her and to tell her what exactly happened and that this was all a big misunderstanding. What if she came out of the VIP right after I left? What would the bouncer say? Even worse, what would that idiot waitress say? Would she get angry at them for the money she lost? Or ... would she believe them? And now I have to worry about ever coming back. I never even got to see her tonight because she was tied up, I guess. Should I even try to go back? Should I give it some time? Will I be allowed back? And what happens if I run into that waitress and that bouncer, both of whom I want to spit in their faces? I'm panicky, guys, but I need some guidance as to what the fuck I can do. Also, has anyone here been kicked out of their favorite SC? What did you do? Please help.

The important lesson is to always keep a hold of your favorite stripper's phone number (be sure to have hers if she has yours it is not the same). Stuff like what you mentioned could happen, or she could randomly move to a different club, etc. Not sure why you feel you had to wait this long. Swearing seems pretty minor, especially if you imagine what kind of stuff the management has to deal with regarding stripper behavior. I'm sure they won't hold swearing against you more than a week or two tops.

The floor managers and bouncers have high turnovers at the clubs I go to. Unless it's the owner himself (or herself) that kicks you out you should be fine for a return visit.