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FeaturedOctober 2026

A Stripper’s Diary : Entry One

Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

Why Strip Clubs with a Little Dirt on the Floors Are Better Than Upscale Classy

Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…

by Rangerrick10fd

October 2026

The End of an Era?

I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…

by rajbellam

October 2026

The Real Reason Clubs Don’t Often Post Their Roster for the Night

There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…

by Bullmanboyya

October 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

October 2026

Bulk Fucking At Sharks FKK

So before starting I will say that I have given some thought to if I should make this a review, a discussion topic or an article. I decided upon an article since this not only gives an overview of my experience at FKK Sharks but also provides a lot of information others would find and probably gets more exposure.…

by slutfinder

September 2026

Test Drive: Bluechew Gold vs. Quad

Back in January, 2026, I published an article discussing my experiences and impressions from sampling (generic) Viagra after using (generic) Cialis for well over 10 years. To expand the knowledge base, a few months ago, I placed an order for Bluechew Gold. The Bluechew was being used in a comparison run against my current regime of a 20…

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The Office Gentlemen's Club South Fallsburg, NY

Any insight into what happened?

It looks like several of the girls here, including one who was a centerpiece, have migrated (back in some cases) to Sunset Strip. Did some shit go down? I haven't been there in a few weeks because I've been out…

02 hrs ago
Sushisan
Johnny A's Hitching Post Paterson, NJ

Natalia

Hi Gents, does anyone know she Natalia went? Venezuelan typically with shorter, straight hair, perfect ass with a big tattoo on it, full on gym bod, 0 fat. Typically was in schedule Monday and Wednesdays day time. Thanks in

15 hrs ago
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Pandora's Adult Cabaret Seattle, WA

Vida? Has anyone met her?

I saw her on stage Sat Night. She wore a one piece. Looked Latina. She had a lineup if men doing 15 minutes in the VIP rooms. I never got a chance.

06 hrs ago
shadowcat
Front Room

Fayetteville NC 2AMer

Just submitted this club to TUSCL but it may not be here much longer. FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. (WNCN) —One person was killed and two others were injured after a shooting early Monday morning at a gentlemen’s club in Fayetteville. The shooting occurred at…

16 hrs ago
cdawg
Desire Providence, RI

Dancer Delina??

Anyone have any experience with Delina? Desire Instagram page does share her schedule and her posts. From the looks of it Her body is a 10 out of 10.

27 hrs ago
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Synn Gentlemen's Club City of Industry, CA

Who here gives the best VIP?

Best VIP?

014 hrs ago
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7th Heaven White Haven, PA

Sketchy ID Scan

Arrived mid week in early October. I got to the front, and saw two clusters of dancers: one at a table and one sitting with the madam/manager/owner/whatever. No customers at this hour. The owner/manager wanted to scan…

716 hrs ago
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Boston

Slippers and Centerfolds seem overpriced, worth it to leave the city?

Been to Boston a few times, but never hit the clubs. Looks like only 2 in city limits, and reading the reviews, they seem expensive for what you get. I'll be visiting again next year, and might have a small…

111 day ago
nicespice
Front Room

RIP Joe Redner

https://www.fox13news.com/news/joe-redner-tampa-strip-club-king-medical-marijuana-advocate-dies Passed away at 86. He used to be the club owner of Mons Venus in Tampa. Back in the 80s he was in law suit battles with Tampa that eventually reached Florida courts and did a lot to push back…

52 days ago
CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her hair and her freckles, reminds me of one of my ATF’s :D

82 days ago