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FeaturedOctober 2026

It's Getting Harder Out There for a Good Girl

It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…

by KatrinaDancer

October 2026

Welcome to the Jungle : Is your comfort of your own concern?

Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

A Stripper’s Diary : Entry One

Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

Why Strip Clubs with a Little Dirt on the Floors Are Better Than Upscale Classy

Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…

by Rangerrick10fd

October 2026

The End of an Era?

I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…

by rajbellam

October 2026

The Real Reason Clubs Don’t Often Post Their Roster for the Night

There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…

by Bullmanboyya

October 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

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Zanzibar Tavern Toronto, ON

Sadly they had a fire and are closed

Just walked by and it is closed and boarded up. Apparently there was a fire in the roof back in August and they had to close. I read it may not reopen which would be a bummer as I enjoyed…

01 hr ago
Bobalou22
Devil's Paradise Sugarloaf, PA

Probably a dumb question

It's been years since Ive been here. I actually used to have a good time there. I know it's under new owners but does anyone know how it is there these days?

04 hrs ago
Baristafan
Front Room

A Stripper Invited Me Over To Her House

I am about to leave my house. She invited me over to her house for an otc. Last time I did this the dancers jealous boyfriend showed up. This one is recently divorced ( last year.) Any tips? Should I be…

25 hrs ago
thottiusmaximus
Front Room

Strip Club on Oct. 30 or Oct. 31 (Halloween)?

Alright ladies and gents, what's the consensus on this? Do you think it'll be better to go to a strip club on Oct. 30 or Oct. 31 (Halloween Day)? On one hand, maybe a lot of the top dancers and…

69 hrs ago
PhredJohnson
Front Room

Detroit Billy Joel

Any recommendations for a really good Billy Joel impressionist in a Detroit club? My old fave who had a Texan name at Criket has disappeared. I understand that YMMV and DM would avoid publicizing names. Thanks.

09 hrs ago
TheOne&Only
Front Room

This video is my new favorite thing

You could build a whole Vegas-level cabaret around girls of that level just lip-syncing a well-choreographed marching band performance. Destination Calabria https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls?si=hh2W5VUFxS75Ynv8 be sure to read the comments on the video, some are pure comedic gold. The video was released around 2006, just before…

619 hrs ago
ilbbaicnl
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

The German chick who's putting out the big fire at Hitler's vacation place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIlf7WSg9Uk

01 day ago
dannyboy3
Front Room

I thought it was funny

Yesterday wandered into the local club, only to discover that it was a male.recirw until 11. Since I had already paid, I sidled up to the bar, away from the wall of ladies groping manflesh and got a drink.…

01 day ago
dannyboy3
Front Room

I thought it was funny

Yesterday wandered into the local club, only to discover that it was a male review until 11. Since I had already paid, I sidled up to the bar, away from the wall of ladies groping manflesh and got a…

61 day ago
Baristafan
Kittens Cabaret Seattle, WA

Strippers You Miss

Management needs to bring some strippers back and out of retirement. Who do you think they should bring back?

31 day ago