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Plant City
So, I showed up with a friend for his birthday and have a good time. the only complaint I have is the t the non well drinks are overpriced for the amount of alcohol.…
Front Room
I wonder what the possibility of having AMP reviews on here. I just recently discovered the hobby and it would be nice to share my experiences of my local AMPS.
“Do you want a private dance?” I've been asked this question thousands of times over my 30+ years of visiting strip clubs. I've said "no" a lot more often than "yes", but have said "yes" plenty. Some of the “yeses” have been good decisions, even mind-blowing experiences in a few cases. But some of the “yeses” were bad decisions and…
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“Do you want a private dance?” I've been asked this question thousands of times over my 30+ years of visiting strip clubs. I've said "no" a lot more often than "yes", but have said "yes" plenty. Some of the “yeses” have been good decisions, even mind-blowing experiences in a few cases. But some of the “yeses” were bad decisions and…
by bigfella1975
November 2026
I’ve been a longtime patron of the strip club scene. I live in the Northeast, but I’ve hit the Meccas like Vegas over the years. I also spent some time in Japan last year; I didn't actually visit any strip clubs there because their nightlife scene makes standard strip clubs look pretty tame by comparison. These days, I’ve mostly retired from…
by Locutusbrg
November 2026
Recently published a review based on my visit to a couple Kansas City, MO SCs. Not a great SC scene, but the two no-alcohol clubs introduced me to THC beverages, which you could purchase on site to drink in the club. I’m a cannabis enthusiast so took the opportunity to try something new. Problem was, on both my visits to…
by Manuellabore
October 2026
Dear Diary, I got gifted a *beautiful* hand fan at work the other day. It came as the biggest surprise and will be a prized possession in my life, for the rest of my life. This fan found its way to me through a gentleman who knows my path, sees my goodness, and is supporting me in a way that…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…
by KatrinaDancer
October 2026
Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…
by Pearl.escent
Asian Massage Parlors
I wonder what the possibility of having AMP reviews on here. I just recently discovered the hobby and it would be nice to share my experiences of my local AMPS.
How do you hook up when you're rich and fake-respectable?
Recent example of a very bad approach: https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/nvidias-jensen-huang-admits-to-affair-after-allegations-of-romance-with-chinese-spy-report-205122263.html The only thing I can think of is, you have an associate under NDA. You'd have to agree to pay them something their whole life, so they wouldn't be tempted to rat you…
So you take your ATF to the VIP and she announces no more bbbj or extras.
What is your next move? Do you stay and give her money for shitty dances? Get up and leave paying her nothing? Or something else. Discuss
rickdugan's fallen on hard times
He probably could have panhandled enough for MD 20/20. But Jack or nothing is the rick way.
Mum's the word?
No recent review mentions contact level. Presumably a lap dance involves 1-way contact at least. Does the Nebraska National Guard mobilize at the first report of 2-way contact?
Right-clicking on Profile Banner Pics
(The equivalent on a phone is pressing and holding instead of tapping.) It doesn't work. But, if you view page source, you only need to know enough HTML to get your face slapped, in order to see the…
Jane
Just curious if anyone has experience with Jane (small Latina girl) either ITC or OTC... definitely caught my eye last week but had to leave. Hoping to stop in this week and wondering if she's friendly.
Metal detector
Have you ever had a metal detector squawk at you because of a condom wrapper in your pocket? Suddenly you all just have to pretend you don't know exactly what's going on.
Strip Club vs AMP
While I prefer that Strip Clib feel more than an AMP, it seems like ending up in the same place is typically cheaper for AMP mongers vs PLs at clubs. There appear to be more Latinas at the AMPs…
Rylle
Anyone with vip experience with Rylie? I had some downstairs dances which were very good. She was pitching the vip but I was pressed for time or I would have toftt.
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