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FeaturedOctober 2026

The Real Reason Clubs Don’t Often Post Their Roster for the Night

There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…

by Bullmanboyya

October 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

October 2026

Bulk Fucking At Sharks FKK

So before starting I will say that I have given some thought to if I should make this a review, a discussion topic or an article. I decided upon an article since this not only gives an overview of my experience at FKK Sharks but also provides a lot of information others would find and probably gets more exposure.…

by slutfinder

September 2026

Test Drive: Bluechew Gold vs. Quad

Back in January, 2026, I published an article discussing my experiences and impressions from sampling (generic) Viagra after using (generic) Cialis for well over 10 years. To expand the knowledge base, a few months ago, I placed an order for Bluechew Gold. The Bluechew was being used in a comparison run against my current regime of a 20…

by Manuellabore

September 2026

The Strange Survival of the Providence Strip Club

Eager for a new rabbit hole, I was wondering why Providence still has so many strip clubs for such a small city especially when the general vibe seems to be that the strip club business is slowly dying. (A good topic for another article!) Anyway, apologies to those in the know if this is basic Rhode Island strip club history. I…

by Bostonasp69

September 2026

Guide to happy ending massage parlors in Saigon

I think some of you might be new to Vietnam. This country is a bit different from Thailand. Especially when visiting massage parlors, you have to be a bit careful. Here are the single most important rules you should always follow before going to a massage parlor: 1. The most important rule: select a girl, not a massage parlor. Some massage parlors…

by asiatraveler

September 2026

The Organization: A History of san_jose_guy's Great Project

san_jose_guy started his first thread on TUSCL on July 1, 2014, and his last on September 30, 2022. In between he started 427 of them, and if you were on the board during those years you already know that a large share of them ended up in the same place: the organization he was building. He hasn't started a thread…

by BaggerRider

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Desire Providence, RI

Dancer Identification

I went to Desire this past Saturday during the day. There were several dancers there that I would consider hot, contrary to some recent reviews for this establishment. That being said, there was one dancer I was unable…

01 min ago
Meshuggah
Front Room

I don't think the newest dancer is a dancer

Open to almost anything What are you dearest desires baby What do u like? I can help you with ANYTHING you desire ♥️ PM ME Whateveruwant VIP Best yet! ;) Sexina So got me thinking get rid of the NON dancers who are "DANCERS"

01 hr ago
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Colleges with hot women

The way too long thread about Cornell got me wondering if there were any girls at Cornell that my college self would even want to fuck. Maybe there’s some cute Asians, but generally speaking, Ivy League schools are not…

54 hrs ago
ilbbaicnl
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Did founder found a chain of nursing homes?

https://www.youjizz.com/videos/old-grandpa-fucked-that-busty-young-nurse-raw-on-hospital-bed-while-she-moaned-loud-%28-ai-%29-125470891.html I guess he's gotten used to us geezers as a customer base. Since we swamped his website, and made him have a Politics forum.

07 hrs ago
Badabing Crosby
Taboo Linden, NJ

Chi chi

I called the hotline and heard chi chi listed as one of the dancers. Is this the hot Puerto Rican dancer with perfect tits who danced here and hitching post a few years back? If so, I’d love to see…

023 hrs ago
CJKent_band
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Smash or pass?

I like her hair, her face, her white top, her Daisy Duke denim shorts, het body and her walk… :D

523 hrs ago
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Pandora's Adult Cabaret Seattle, WA

Any info on Diana?

Tall alternative white girl with dark brown hair. Anyone done vip with her?

01 day ago
M_Scorpio_LFK
Front Room

Sexy Sally Kirkland

I was a teenager in the '90s, and when I think about women of TV or film, celebrities that I would get hot for or had a thing for, not a celebrity crush... because I didn't know them, more like…

01 day ago
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Baristafan
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Murder Outside a Seattle Strip Club

A security Gurad and Stripper weee shot in a drive by shooting outside Kittens Strip Club in Seattle. A car matching the description was found burning a few miles away. Wtf is wrong with people? https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/drive-by-shooting-south-seattle.amp

21 day ago
CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, her face and her body :D

61 day ago
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