Phoenix Open Thread

Been wanting to do this thread for awhile. We Phoenicians will start a good conversation in a local review, and then it derails because no one goes back once the new reviews start the next day. So I thought this thread would e a good idea to discuss the general state of affairs in PHX clubs, particularly if you don't have enough info for a review. I'll start off with this potential bombshell: Guess who no longer works at Hi-Liter? A certain Asian lepidoptera, who, according to my source, was relieved of her employment on Monday. Cause of the termination: apparently, a scuffle broke out between here and one of her overly possessive sugar daddies. She was so incensed about the altercation that she called her "boyfriend" (his occupation actually rhymes with "gimp"), who, I am told, then came down to the club with a couple of "friends" who were going to teach the PL a lesson. Pepper spray was actually used to subdue the combatants, and it was decided that her services were no longer required at the club. This piece of info goes along with what I saw and reported a few ago, when I saw her very angry at and gesticulating and yelling at the Old Dude With a Man-Purse, who usually makes a little DaveFromPhoenix "nest" for his extended time with her. Not sure if it was the same PL or a different one, but it's not very surprising. Moral of the story, as always: Do not fall in love with dancers. Enjoy your time with them, pay them fairly for their services, text them to arrange schedules, but do not get overly possessive. She doesn't belong to you and she never will. CP