2020: year of the ricks; the 2020s: decade of the ricks

After a long New Year’s celebration during which I imbibed just the right number of gimlets and rickaritas, I have returned to share the good news! 2020 should be the year of rick! Of course, every year is the year of rick because we ricks are paragons of wonderfulness. After all, are any of you non-ricks part of an organization that includes a vulture, a shark, a turtle, a dugan, a coconut crab, and a frickin’ barnacle? I don’t think so! This makes it a good idea to verbalize the simple fact that the year will be the year of rick every New Year’s Day. But this was a special New Year’s Day - a new decade. And I have one word for you pedants who want to claim that the new decade begins on Jan. 1, 2021 (1 Jan 2021 for you European pedants)... it is a word that rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!!!!