Eta: Florida owes my bud dugan a debt of gratitude
Thursday, November 12, 2020 10:24 AM
Late season storm Eta could have been a problem for you Floridians, but read the news today and discovered that it was frickin’ nothing.
My theory: my bud rick - in concert with other ricks - weakened the storm and steered to to take a track between Gainesville and Ocala and then out to the sea. I suspect he may have had help from rickthegator and rickthehorse, but the big point is that by virtue of their rick teamwork, projecting their sheer rickness toward the storm saved many a Floridian from property damage.
Those of you who live in Florida owe the dugan, the gator, and the horse some thanks! Begin expressing your gratitude NOW! ROAR!!!
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