rickthegroundhog?!!! To bad the dugan and the shark couldn’t join us...

It is a long-standing rick tradition to make ol’ philthegroundhog an honorary rick for a period of time. Not that wimpy lil’ hog in Punxsutawney. That Punxsutawney bitch is so subservient to damn dirty apes that he doesn’t even deserve to be called a ground hog. Nope, I’m talking ‘bout Pittsburgh Phil. That yinzer rodent is a badass - a rick at heart. So, we (me, the turtle, the coconut crab, and the vulture) just had our ground hog celebration. Dressed up in stylin’ suits. Slicked our hair back. I looked better - after all, I’m a frickin’ lion, what else would you expect. Drank some rickaritas. And fucked some hairless ape hookers OTC ‘til those metaphorical cows came home. After a certain yinzer rodent came in those hooker mouths of course. Good times...good times. Too bad our bud dugan wasn’t helpin’ out. Maybe we can all get together when we go kick “doctor” evil’s ass. ROAR!!!