Tracheotomy

On a recent flight the stewardess yelled, in a panicked voice, “is there a doctor on the plane?” After convincing her that I was a doctor I performed an emergency tracheotomy with my claws and a ball point pen. Saved that damn dirty apes life. Absolutely thrilling. Kind of makes me want to go to med school. I was just wingin’ it for shits and giggles. ROAR!!!