ODD LAPDANCE ROOMS

Not dances themselves but VIP rooms in a separate building. Fantasia in Huntsville. You go down a hall and out a door to the outside. You are basically in the parking lot. Go a few feet and then up an exterior metal staircase to the second floor of another building behind the first building. I once literally walked past my car to go to VIP. When I left VIP I did not go back to the main building. Made a right while outside and got in my car and left.

I think it was Pleasant Moments in Bridgeport, CT, down a narrow hallway with 3-4 rooms about the size of a phone booth, inside was a stool, a roll or paper towels and a coat hanger. Let your imagination go on what kinda "lap dance" can happen in a space like that. In Baltimore, on "the block", there are several places with pretty odd "rooms", more like closets, sometimes with the cleaning supplies in the corner. Once I was taken to the changing room at one of these places and had another dancer walk in while standing in the middle of the room with my pants around my ankles, lady giving me the "lap dance" kept her mouth full and didn't say anything.

@BKK, good description of Pleasant Moments, though they've added wipes. Nikita's, a few minutes away, the booths don't even have seats. I think they were literally pay phone booths once upon a time, though now with a table.

The kitchen at Bottom's Up in Irvington, NJ. Just an old chair against one wall inside the kitchen!

@MadMaXXX I can still remember my first trip to the Bottoms Up kitchen. I wouldn't say I was horrified, but definitely shocked and grossed out. Decades later, I look back upon many fond memories!

In the clubs store room

The second floor restroom at Chicas Locas, Dallas.

I find the whole lap dances in a parked limo thing strange. Yeah, the idea is more might go on than a lap dance, but still.

I just remembered a place I had put out of my mind. This is maybe 30 years ago. I was in Rockford IL on business in January. Someone gave me directions to a "hot" strip club. The directions took me across the Wisconsin border to a single-wide trailer. It had room for a foot high stage with a low wall and a row of chairs along the low wall. If you wanted a lap dance there was a porch built on the back that had storm windows and space heaters and a few chairs. you were pretty much outside in Wisconsin in January. There was also a club in extreme NW Georgia. It was a split business. Local pool hall on the right, an office in the middle and down a hall was an unused/closed strip club on the left half of the building. I had been there once or twice before and the strip club was forgettable. But you passed by on the way to/from the Cherokee casino. The pool shooting locals included a few OK looking women. One of them came up and made conversation. She quietly asked if I wanted a private dance. I figured what the hell. She took me to the closed strip club next door and did a couple of dances in the lap dance booth. Nothing really offered because her husband would come by from the pool room to check on her every few minutes.

Can’t think of any specially bad VIP rooms. 2 that stick in my mind: 1) Legends in Houston – this was pre-2013 club-crackdown by the city and its lesbian-mayor – the VIP rooms were out-of-sight of the main-room but were open – they were arranged in a manner that one had to walk into one to see if there was anyone there – lots of extras in this club and as the night progressed on a busy weekend night the rooms would have multiple condoms on the floor and even splooge where you had to watch your step – I’m not that finicky but even I was disgusted – one would think they’d at least have trashcans in the rooms but for w/e reason they didn’t 2) The Body Club in Miami – sorta my go-to Miami small-black-club – a few years ago for about a year one of their A/C units was not working thus there was zero fresh-air going into the VIP rooms – it was stuffy and warm most of the time; and in the Miami summer heat and humidity it was unbearable were you and the dancer would be soaked in sweat after a few-minutes in VIP

There was a club in Orange NJ not far from the Thomas Edison museum - I can’t remember the name. Basically the lap dances were in the basement - and you went down a set of old wooden steps - past some old VIP room that looked like it was fully carpeted - and down to where there was an old bar. Once you got down there - there were two chairs separated by a mirror. It was dark and damp - and it was best to have a few drinks before descending deep into the bowels of the club!

There was a club in Bloomfield called Heartbreakers - that has been closed for several years. It was an extras club - and it was closed because fights were happening too much. The lap dance stalls sometimes had a curtain to keep them private - and many times they had no curtain. There was always someone banging one out up there with no concern whether they had any privacy. It was odd as nobody cared. You could be fucking a girl right there - and there was no need for a curtain.