San Jose Ape asked if The System is merely paying hooker for sex

[view link] I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick: Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome we ricks truly are. You probably can’t wrap your brain around our awesomeness. Most ricks have tiger blood except me because I have lion blood and that’s even better. And I suppose the barnacle has some sort of hemolymph but trust me it is badass hemolymph! I guess I’m getting off topic…so anyhoo…if you want to have some badass blood in your veins you can start by getting a bottle of good driving whiskey. Maybe some Jack single barrel. Not one of those girly man craft bourbons. Nope, Jack single barrel is perfectly calibrated to be somewhere between girly man bourbon and the rotgut that comes from plastic bottles with “Boubon Whiskey” written in block letters. And yes I know that shit is misspelled that is intentional because really cheap bourbon doesn’t have spelling quality control. Now where was I? One place I am is in an alcoholic fog. The other place I am is driving along to hit a badass strip club tonight and I’m gonna implement The System when I get there. ROAR!!!