In the year 3020 some poor archeologist is going to be digging through the ruins of one of the many strip clubs that closed during covid and be fascinated by the shiny particles that are coating all of the treasures he has unearthed. Thirty years later, on his deathbed, he will still be finding glitter on his sheets and muttering about the curse that has plagued his life. The Curse of King Tut's Tomb will be replaced by the Curse of the Deja Vu Glitter in archeological lore.
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