This is some fucked up shit

Monday, June 20, 2022 8:25 PM
So I was all rickin’ around enjoying myself when this sexy female hairless ape told me about this cartoon her father used to watch. It was called He-Man. Sounds kind of gay to this rick but whatev. Anyhoo, I decided to look it up and it is some sick and twisted shit. Check this out: [view link] Yes indeed…a cartoon for cubs and apelings had a character named Fisto. And what did Fisto do? He fisted. WTF?

10 comments

This is ricktacular to me although some may find it rickdiculous.
shailynn
2 years ago
don't forget the lube: d=notset&utm_content=he-man&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=71700000088748521&ar_adgroup=58700007503484722&ar_ad=PRODUCT
psycho_trick
2 years ago
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6662523-fisto-lube-original-formula
psycho_trick
2 years ago
When you were a cub your name was Kion. Your dreams of being fisted by Fisto were wet dreams.
ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Sometimes your posts are delightful Libby ape, or whatever the fuck your name is. But your movin’ into wildebeest territory here. ROAR!!!
rickthelion
2 years ago
Apes climb trees and lick the morning dew off of leaves. We don't go to the watering hole, you can't do us like a wildebeest.
ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
I never thought of it before - but the Rick is right. HeMan is based on a fucked up premise.
Cashman1234
2 years ago
HeMan had a premise? I thought it was just kinda a PSA by he-men to say we don't just kick sand in the faces of 98 pound weaklings at the beach.
ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Timestamp 2:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSa1H667xsA
ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
one of icee/cacaplop's babes there.
psycho_trick
2 years ago
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