Clowns… Frickin’ clowns… and the Cirque du Soleil

Not idiots like Skifredo. Nope, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the freaks that wield chainsaws and live in the sewer and shit like that. I was shocked to discover that Libby-ape or whatever the fuck his name is wants strippers to dress up like those clown freaks [view link] Now, as a rick and as a lion, I am not personally frightened by clowns. But that documentary about the weirdo sewer clown that was produced by, I believe, an ape named Stephen King shows that clowns are a frickin’ menace. Especially clowns in inappropriate places, like the frickin’ sewer. I mean maybe clowns in the circus are ok… Who the fuck am I kidding, I once freaked out at a Cirque du Soleil and started gong full wildebeest on all the performers. The audience thought it was part of the frickin’ show. I’m not proud of myself for those actions but I cannot apologize because those frickin’ clowns set me off. ROAR!!!