Imma get things back on track… Prosecco in the pussy

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule. Here’s a question: how worried are you if a female hairless ape uses a bottle of Prosecco as a sex toy? [view link] This rick’s assumption is that a premature cork pop would prove painful. Although the aforementioned female ape is into that shit. Also, do you think a bottle of Cava would be better or worse? Jus’ tryin’ to get some discussion going. Enjoy…