Butter

Counter, right by the toaster.

Liar, you stick it in your ass to help desertscrub

Counter. 24/7/365 Butter has been associated with bacteria such as S. aureus, L. monocytogenes, and Y. enterocolitica. Bacteria can be introduced to the butter during handling at home or by a food handler at a restaurant. Should You Leave Butter on the Counter? According to the USDA, butter is safe at room temperature. But if it’s left out for several days at room temperature, it can turn rancid causing off flavors. The USDA does not recommend leaving it out more than one to two days. As such, Chad Galer, VP of Product Science and Food Safety at Dairy Management Inc. says, “It is best to only store the amount of butter that will be used in 1 to 2 days to enjoy at its optimum flavor.”

whenever i use butter it's for toast. i take the knife and place it under the bread after it's toasted.

In the butter compartment in the fridge. It will spoil if you leave it out. It's a dairy product

Reminds me of a scene from Last Tango in Paris.

In the fridge.

@drew you should be more afraid of rancid butter than blowjobs.

Pretty sure nobody ever got herpes from butter.

If you’re serving a group of people you can put on the table about 2hours before your guests arrive easier to spread at room temperature or slightly above, should be kept wrapped in the dairy compartment in yours refrigerator to store butter will turn rancid after a day if not refrigerated

Butter? And who could ever forget the Butter Scene. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/h-r9Q-YItnk?start=7" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> You gotta see the original though, it got Bertolucci expatriated from Italy. And more and more common are these backdoor action uniforms now. With these newer less conservative lingerie companies they are becoming standard. <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/28419676/r/il/e3875a/3460373047/il_1140xN.3460373047_e6ni.jpg"> <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/28419676/r/il/a69c2d/4026488951/il_1140xN.4026488951_5txa.jpg"> https://www.etsy.com/listing/971219160/sexy-lingerie-open-crotch-lingerie?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=open+crotch+teddy&ref=sr_gallery-1-22&pro=1&frs=1 SJG

^ What a twat. Anyway ... fridge.

^ Come on now Ishmael, give him a break.He's an expert on backdoor action from his yeas of receiving from the bathhouse towel boys. He had to substitute a pic though because he can't take a shot behind him plus he's squirming while they do the deed on him.

Or should I say in him? BTW, butter in the fridge.

You don't need it a room temperature for rolling hot ears of corn. Actually better to start rolling when it's cold. :)

Wrapped, in the fridge

" "Last Tango in Paris is the visual translation of a revelatory search into the unknown depths of man; it is an anthological search," he concluded. "As such, it not surprisingly calls to mind the Paris of the 1930s, during the rediscovery of the works of the Marquis de Sade, bustling with the likes of George Bataille and Louis-Ferdinand Céline, where all the Surrealists and all the cultural moods of Europe were concentrated." " https://worldcrunch.com/culture-society/hot-new-details-from-italy39s-battle-over-39last-tango-in-paris39 SJG <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/20756199/r/il/61416c/3410265846/il_1140xN.3410265846_3k7i.jpg"> https://www.etsy.com/listing/1087721028/satin-open-crotch-panties-4-colors?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=open+crotch+teddy&ref=sr_gallery-3-7&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1

^ So, aside from being incredibly rapey on a website that purports to be welcoming to dancers, you're also going to hijack *every* single thread regardless of what it's about because you learned how to inject HTML into posts as giant images. That's where we're at right now. Just so we're clear. Also, FYI ... the reason why other guys on here aren't so fixated with giant images of naked women is because we actually go out into the world to see and even touch actual naked women.

^ you seem to believe the mad hatter actually understands just how crazy he is, I blocked him with those HTML images.

I do understand. But that doesn't stop me from occasionally hanging a lantern over his rape-centric and dislodged-from-reality POV.

Cim speaking of hijacking threads you need to stfu. You shut threads down by hacking them with html codes. Sjg just posts pics of girls....coz it's a strip club forum

On the counter - sticks easily holds up for the three or four days it takes to use them up. Boat butter (tub of whipped Irish butter) stays on the counter while we are there and then back in the fridge.

Butter in the fridge y'all. Saves up on counter space Also, there's a great podcast called "You Must Remember This" where they talk about the movie Last Tango in Paris and how certain scenes were unscripted. Also, did you guys know that eggs in America need to be refrigerated but the ones in Europe don't?

Anyway, you should eat avocado toast. Vegan diet -> less cow farts -> less global warming.

Guacamole toast with steak and pepper jack cheese

@tuskular: American eggs don't need to be refrigerated either, IF they are farm fresh, unwashed and unrefrigerated. All that is necessary is to either coat them with Vaseline or simply to turn them over once a week. If this is done, eggs will literally last for several weeks.

Got a chuckle out of 48-Cowboy’s answer

When I was a little kid I used to tear the shit out of a slice of Wonder Bread with my mom’s refrigerated butter. I vowed, “Never again!”

I make my own butter from whipping cream sometimes. It ages much faster than store bought butter which must have something in it to prevent it going bad. After a few days out, the homemade gets a slightly Parmesan flavor. Which is nice on toast but weird with rice or eggs. I toss it at that point. The kids all like butter on toast as well, so a stick of butter homemade or store bought is gone in less that a week. Never had a problem beyond the cat getting into it after everyone goes to bed, the little fucker. A butter dish with a cover solved this issue.

Yeah, you really shouldn't ever eat that Wonderbread - too damn many additives!😂

More about the Butter Scene https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/benedict-cumberbatch-three-favourite-films/ https://historybyday.com/pop-culture/go-get-the-butter-last-tangos-notorious-scene-explained/ https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/dec/07/last-tango-in-paris-butter-scene-vittorio-storaro-bernardo-bertolucci https://www.nytimes.com/1973/12/21/archives/last-tangocleared-by-italy-high-court.html SJG <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/18954793/r/il/6a9c93/4049584866/il_1140xN.4049584866_7d8d.jpg"> <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/18954793/r/il/63886f/4097233871/il_1140xN.4097233871_jk1l.jpg"> she dances around in the video in high heels. Very good front and back door access.

What on earth was I thinking taking sjg off of ignore. He has gotten even crazier and less relevant since I ignored him 6 months ago. At least icee is willing to trade barbs in text. Fuck you sjg you no-html skills idiot. You managed to make tuscl posts unreadable on top of irrelevant. Back to the ignore zone!

Butter can be used as an improvise lubricant. This is what Last Tango in Paris shows. SJG

Always did the refrigerator. I didn’t even know some leave it out

Need to get it closer to room temp if you want to use it as lube. https://worldcrunch.com/culture-society/hot-new-details-from-italy39s-battle-over-39last-tango-in-paris39 Full boobs out 3 inputs action uniform. These patterns have really taken off! <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/20005612/r/il/064ad9/4017615906/il_1140xN.4017615906_z1p2.jpg"> SJG

^ You got any better pics nitwit? SJG