How many states have you clubbed in? And who is the winner?

Hmmm I believe I am at: 30 states 3 Canadian provinces 6 countries (not counting Canada) I think that’s pretty accurate. I’m not sure I could put a sure fire winner down so I’d break it down: Best overall - Ontario Canada (which may not count since it’s not in the USA) Best overall experience/bang for your buck - Michigan - specifically Detroit Best looking dancers overall - I’d have to go with Arizona Most fun - Arizona or Texas Now I don’t have much repeat club experience in the North East region (specifically New England) or California. Worst states I have clubbed in - Louisiana / West Virginia / DC / Ohio

Buck might win this one. See the following: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=81198

The best, in my limited experience, is Florida. The worst was Illinois.

I bet Sinclair beats me out, he'll go out to the boonies I mostly just club in the big metros. States I haven't done is easier to list then the ones I haven't strip clubbed in yet, Washington, Oregon, Nevada (I had a chance last year to do all three but I just saved my money for big game strip club hunting in Cali) Idaho, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Kansas, Hawaii, Alaska, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas and Vermont but Vermont doesn't have any strip clubs. Although I don't really think of the American strip club world in States more cities but that's just me. Best state for strip clubs overall is California Best bang for buck was Texas because of El Paso Worst state I maybe Virginia in Virginia Beach I don't think even had a lap dance option. Best state in the Southeast region is Florida not even close Best state in the Midwest is very much Michigan but don't sleep on Kentucky. Best state in the Northeast, Rhode Island or New Jersey but the latter has lot more options. Gotta hit the the clubs in the PNW one of these days though but it's such a pain in the ass to get out there. Europe is definitely on my list if I get some free time but in all honesty strip clubs would be last on my mind if I was out there, too much other shit, and I know wouldn't have enough time. Also been to Quebec and Ontario. Many of the clubs I hit were very tourist trappy but I was in the cities not the suburbs, I heard you gotta do the suburbs. Next time I'll do just that, it ain't a far trip for me at all. Western Canada I would like to check out as well actually never been to Vancouver, Edmonton or Calgary yet.

Best three; Arizona, Michigan annd Illinois. Worst; Tennessee, Kansas and Kentucky

I'll make a pass at this but I keep remembering more as others list their states. California, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Hawaii, Wyoming, Louisiana, Alabama Florida, Wisconsin, West Virginia, Minnesota and North Carolina. Might remember more later as I see other lists. My current favorites are AZ and FL right now. Just spent the weekend in the Tampa area and hit a club where a full menu is available and another where the dances are a bit tame but some of the girls are model quality. Spent about 3 hours with a beautiful model last night, and didn't feel the least bit robbed by somewhat tame dances as she let me freely roam my hands as long as it wasn't prolonged contact on certain areas.

I clubbed in 14 states. But I would say state does not matter, it all being a regular and spend enough money on your favorite, then miracle can happen. I don’t believe in quick one time visits to clubs

Even though ChampPhilly has made several suspect posts he does make a valid point. I’ve been to some really miserable, shitty clubs, but if there’s one dancer that’s hot and not tied down… I’ve had many fantastic nights in horrible clubs due to that one dancer that has an “open mind.”

I'm spoiled. Once you get used to Vegas clubs others don't compare. Just quality wise

@shai absolutely I agree. Sometimes it only takes one girl irrespective of wherever that is

My list is MA, NY, NJ, PA, DE, MD, DC, OH, IN, IL, VA, WV, NC, SC, GA, FL, AL, TN, LA, AR, KS, OK, TX, NV, CA plus ONT and BC in Canada. More than I thought. 24 states, DC and 2 provinces. Worst are VA, MD and DE. Post-Follies I would say best are TX and FL. The Baltimore Block was a unique experience. I caught just the remnants of the Combat Zone in Boston. The San Fran theaters in the day were an interesting experience that I did not really care for. AZ, KY and MI are on my bucket list. So is Quebec.

maybe ten states for me. Hawaii California Oregon Nevada Arizona New Mexico Texas Louisiana Florida Arkansas. an other country would be mexico. The very first club (and probably the lamest) I ever visited was in Honolulu. 1971.

Thirty states for me: AL, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, MD, MA, MI, NV, NH, NJ, NY, NC, OH, OK, PA, RI, SC, TN, TX, WA, WV. Plus Washington, DC (not yet a state), Mexico (TJ), and Canada (Toronto and Montreal). Certainly not a record among TUSCLers, but still a decent sampling of North America. Best states for me: Florida, Michigan, California Worst: Tennessee, Illinois (other than East St. Louis)

Even in good clubs from various states with relaxed local rules, you may get only 50% of what is a sensual dance when you meet a dancer first time. Otherwise it could be a brothel. So, how many states does not matter. That one girl from your local club can do wonders as well. When I travel I go to same club 3 or 4 nights to build a trust and relationship that works out by third night.

As a posted in another thread, I've clubbed in 30 states pus DC and a few international locations. It's a lot, but I'm sure that a few people on here have been to more. But I don't think of "winning" in terms of number accumulation so much as it is a function of experiences. In order to accumulate a large number of unique club reviews in a short amount of time, one must inevitably do a number of drive by club visits. To each his own, but that's just not how I like to club. For me at least those numbers accumulated organically over 25+ years, mostly driven by work trips. When I hit a new area and remain there for a few days, I like to marinate in the club experiences a bit. I'll often spend a few hours in a club and get to know one or two of the girls. If I hit a club at a bad time, like on swing shift, I'll hold off on reviewing it and revisit the place at a better time. Again to each his own, but overall I've found this approach to be rewarding. Every club of course has both a surface appearance and the real undercurrents beneath. I like to get a little sense of what's happening beneath the surface as it informs my approach with the girls. It's also hard to build rapport in a very short visit. Heck I've had a few instances girls told me on Night 1 that she they never go OTC, but on a return visits offered it up with the explanation that they never sees someone outside who they only met once. As far as winning states, too many to make sense listing. There's fun to be had almost anywhere. Losing States: DC, VA, NV (Las Vegas) and LA (New Orleans). Honorable mentions to CA (Los Angeles) and NY, but I've had enough fun in both places that I can't call them complete losers.

I've only done four states. CT,RI,MA and PA. CT RI MA because I live pretty close to clubs each state, and PA because I go to the Philadelphia casinos kind of regularly. Worst I would say is MA (only been to one club there) and best is RI.

For me, DC, Virginia, Maryland, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Minnesota, and Ontario, Canada. Most fun: WV, MD, ONT, NC, SC and VA. Neutral: PA, MN, FL, DC and CT. I've never had a bad time in any club, and I've almost always found a dancer with whom I had a mutual attraction.

Been to clubs in CA, AZ, NV, UT, CO, NM, OK, TX, IL, IN, KY, TN, OH, GA, FL, RI Ultimate mileage found in NM, OK, TX, IL, KY, FL, RI Most consistent and available mileage in TX, IL and FL (and back when...RI) Best quality dancers giving that mileage: TX and FL Hottest looking dancers in spite of no ultimate mileage in CA, AZ, NV So, if you want to look, then the Southwest is for you. If you want to play, then it's TX and FL.

Note: Ultimate mileage is undoubtedly available in CA, AZ, and NV, in spite of my never getting that there. Expect premiums to be high there...

I have done AZ, CA, CN, Fl, GA, IL, IN, KY, LA, MD, MA, MI, MO, NV, NJ, NM, NY, NC, OH, OK, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA and WV. I have also gone to clubs in DC and PR. I can also add Canada and Mexico. I have had the most fun in Ga, Tx, Fl and although not frequent, I have had some excellent times in my home state of NC. I really don't like PA and VA and absolutely really dislike NV (although Olympic in Vegas was great).

Not quite me with 27 states, plus Canada, PR.

15 States but... Best state is a bit of a misnomer on here. You can have a good time in Tampa FL or Pompano FL but not Orlando FL. Local city / metro area matters far more. Personally, I have a soft spot for PDX. Not the best mileage ever but I really like the shear number of clubs per capita. Worst is DC.

31 states for me I would say Florida, Michigan, California, Arizona and Texas have the best memories for me. I have also had good times at one club in a state like Desire in Rhode Island and Follies in Georgia. Virginia and Tennessee are terrible experiences in my opinion.

I’m very low on the number of clubbing states. My list: CA, CT, DC, FL, NC, NJ, NY, PA, TX. The best is NJ. My interests are filthy extras clubs, and I have found several in my area. The worst was DC, as they don’t offer any type of contact. I can’t rate each location as I don’t remember several nights of clubbing since I was drinking heavily. I may have been to clubs in MA, RI and IL - but I have no real memory of those nights.

26 States plus D.C., four Canadian provinces and three other continents aside from North America.