TUSCL put-up or shut up meetup

I'm sick and tired of the circle jerk of keyboard tough guys threatening each other with bodily violence. That is not to say that I have not been sucked into it, and I am embarassed for having taken the bait. I am better than that, but so many of us are not. So many posters don't even know the low road, since their online interactions never leave the gutter. So, instead of typing hollow threats of violence into the internet void, let there be Mortal Kombat! (Combat by mortals, 0% mortality rate.) Texas and Washington have laws permitting Combat by Mutual Consent. Texas and Washington could not be more different politically and culturally, but you are allowed to "take it outside", or offline, if both parties agree. [view link] Since mutual threats are the norm, let's get 'er done. I suggest the loser agree to exile from TUSCL, not that Dougster won't go back on his word... again. Texas has direct flights to most of the nation, great strip clubs, and fantastic restaurants, and makes a helluva lot more sense than Washington. We can even set up a pool, brackets, and multiple elimination rounds. We can arrange a recurring schedule every 2-4 years, after a critical mass of douchebags has built up, and have different clubs bid to be the venue. This is my intellectual property, right here, I'm calling it. Try to steal it, and I'll bring in JS69 to bring suit. I'd call Skibum, but he'd definitely have a conflict of interest.