CUMBRELLA EYELASHES

That is hilarious. Then the next time I see a girl wearing them, I need to put them to good use.

Finally I know just by looking at a girl whether or not she swallows. 🤭

Fake News. Google says: “In 1911, a Canadian woman named Anna Taylor patented false eyelashes in the United States. Taylor's false eyelashes were designed using a crescent-shaped strip of fabric. The fabric had tiny pieces of hair placed on them.”

'Fake News.' Sums up 99.9% of everything you post cj

Don’t care if it’s fake news. I love ‘cumbrellas’ and am definitely going to work it into my club banter.

That shit is funny, for sure. But I hope no one actually believes that really happened. In any case, I'm absolutely gonna comment on some strippers "cumbrellas" in the near future.

I love them. Something really slutty and sexy about them that turns me on. Google Alia Donovan - she looks great in them and they perform their umbrella function for her.