One Million Years B.C.

Earlier this week Turner Classic Movies broadcast “One Million Years B.C.” late night. Most of us have probably seen the iconic Raquel Welch poster, but I’ve never seen the film. I missed the first part and fell asleep towards the end. But saw enough to be able to say it was truly awful. Rotten Tomatoes gives it a score of 67% and I don’t know how it managed that. It’s praised for it early special effects break throughs, but it was so historically inaccurate it was “almost” unwatchable. I say “almost” because Raquel Welch is the saving Grace. My God, what a fine specimen of a Woman. She fills out a cavewoman bikini like few others can.