Famous Quotes

These days I find myself de-stressing by getting absorbed in a good TV series rather than a strip club. I think this season’s “Your Honor” is in someways better then the outstanding first season. I love the direction they’ve taken with Hope Davis as the mobster Jimmy Baxter’s wife. I know this is out of context but so far this is one of the most dramatic scenes I’ve seen in any show in awhile. https://twitter.com/Showtime/status/1628061986587279360?s=20

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. — George Carlin

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it - George Santayana

'pics and vids or it didn't happen' Not famous at all, just an online dick pic collecting commie homo troll.

Are we really closer to Doomsday now than at any other point previously? The Cuban Missile Crisis Reagan's hot mic joke The Berlin Airlift Able Archer 83 NORAD computer error of 1979: 9 November 1979 Soviet radar malfunction: 26 September 1983 Norwegian rocket incident: 25 January 1995 And others. Nah, it's just another Wednesday on planet Earth in the 21st century. I'm more concerned with this endless fucking heat wave.

“I'm going to show you kids the time of your life. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth... Tijuana!” ~ Krusty the Clown ~ The Simpsons Season 4 “Kamp Krusty” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SzOUvB1WSg :D

“The governor of Louisiana gave me this; (business card) Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain't no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!” ~ George Hanson (Jack Nicholson) ~ Movie: Easy Rider (1969) :D

"I'm not concerned about being led into temptation, I have no trouble finding it on my own." Some poster on stripperweb.com.

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” ~ Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in the movie Scarface (1983)

“It is the sufferings of the many which pay for the luxuries of the few...” ~ Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg ~ Born: 3rd January 2003 , Sweden ~ Occupation: Student, environmental activist

"you can trust what you read on the internet." . . quote from Abraham Lincoln.

Confucius say "Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand".

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!” - HST

“When the power of love is greater than the love of power there will be peace.” Jimi Hendix

“Please officer…I’ll come along peacefully…just don’t tase me in the balls again. ARGH…I asked you nicely not to tase my balls again. ARGH!!!! My balls are on FIRE!!!” Muddy ape, when he is caught jackin’ off in the bushes outside of a strippers house after texting said stripper 82 times in the past hour. Maybe it isn’t famous, but you know it has been said by Muddy ape. ROAR!!!

“There's only one hell, Princess… The one we live in now.” ~ Melisandre aka The Red Woman ~ Priestess of the Lord of Light or Red God ~ Game of Thrones HBO April 17, 2011 - May 19, 2019

"I am the Assman, Jerry!" - Kramer - Seinfeld

“The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.” I’m pointing that quote at every monger here on TUSCL who wants to go to Tijuana but is afraid of the cartels.

"He’s had the clap so many times it’s more like applause." Slater, describing Archer to a would-be lover.

As usual Skifredo is wrong. It is easy to say that you should throw caution to the wind until you do something stupid that gets you tased in the nads. On the other hand, we ricks don’t regret the thing we didn’t do because we always choose to do the coolest possible thing at any time. Also, we don’t have to worry about bein’ tased in the nuts because any cop would look at a real rick and say “y’all are clearly so awesome that you should keep doin’ whatever you doin’!” Plus, the constant intoxication dulls the pain of tasers if the cop doesn’t recognize our rickness. Anyhoo, I have digressed. Blame it on the Jack. My point is that somebody needs to tase Skifredo in the nuts because that would be funny as shit. ROAR!!!

We can't forget our own. And I'm sorry if I butcher it, but it went something like "I'll beg for pussy & I'll pay for pussy, but I won't beg to pay for pussy" and if I'm not mistaken is attributed to Lopaw.

Lead not with an example of power but by the power of example

“I'm going to show you kids the time of your life. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth... Tijuana!” ~ Krusty the Clown ~ The Simpsons Season 4 “Kamp Krusty” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SzOUvB1WSg :D

“So, I guess a blow job is out of the question “

Mark94... who said that quote? specialj. ditto.

It's been a long time but I think the blowjob quote was from Jack Nicholson.

I think it’s just a punchline from an old joke. There is a similar quote in the movie Cadillac Man

"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ George Burns

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P. J. O'Rourke