Golden showers

Friday, September 1, 2023 12:53 PM

The recent TUSCL glossary post got me thinkin’, as this rick is wont to do. It included a term for golden shower. Gloria Steinem or Gene Simmons or Geraldo Rivera or some such nonsense. But the celeb is unimportant. The question is whether any of you pervert weirdos have ever been involved in stripper golden shower action. If so, givin’ or receivin’? Also, where? It seems like a hard cleanup ITC so I presume OTC. But some of you weirdos are kinda antisocial (and not in a charming rickish sort of way), so perhaps ITC is on the table. Also, I know Geraldo Rivera is the wrong initials but I find it plausible because if I’m in a room with frickin’ Geraldo that guy is gettin’ a blast of lion piss in the fact. Nothing sexual because this rick don’t swing that way, but just on general principle that any guy with that mustache needs a face full o’ lion piss. ROAR!!!

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Good Lord that is disgusting and takes a complete degenerate to even think about it..... OK, one time with a civie freak-a-zoid I dated who was willing and wanted to try ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.... We were in a hot garage, with a plastic tarp and a hose nearby.... we took turns. It was odd but not awful; I've done worse. No need to repeat.

Longball300

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8 months ago

As usual, the mechanics of your lion-Geraldo scenario intrigue me. Side leg lift & spray? Squat & spray (seems undignified)? A bipedal stand with 2 paws on the sprayer (the only way to get a good look at his humiliation, really)? Personally, any piss or poop-involved sex (including anal) holds no interest, same with pain. But props to Longball for his explorer spirit.

RiskA

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8 months ago

Golden shower in the Champagne room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXdmBQBoQK0

shadowcat

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8 months ago

TBT it took about 8 beers to convince me and the fact this chick was a complete hottie.

Longball300

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8 months ago

GS in both directions. Never with a stripper, though. IRL, the shower stall is your friend. Also on a boat. Just slide off into the water when it's done.

Rod8432

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8 months ago

Was that Sister Golden Hair’s surprise? No wonder he was so damn depressed when he got undressed

motorhead

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8 months ago

I know there is a regular at Fannies in Atlanta who likes golden showers and the girls have warned me about that particular room and it stinks. I asked how often it was cleaned and one of them just laughed.

boomer79

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8 months ago

Nothing wrong with a little golden shower every once in a while… Hopefully it’s a chick that drinks a lot of water and not an alcoholic.

FLAP3000

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8 months ago

I've peed on my ex while she's sleeping out of spite. Not sure if that counts

PoundKing

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8 months ago

I was with an escort once who peed after we did it, in a pathetic attempt to convince me she was squirting. Fortunately (and the only aspect I appreciated) she waited till I was far enough away so none got on me. I'm glad she was the one who rented the room. Up till that point, I found her attractive, and would have become her regular. Nipped that in the bud. It's pretty common in non-fetish porn that chicks will pee while they're being finger-banged. Somewhat less obviously fake squirting, since the fingering prevents a steady stream of piss. Fav A use to be best friends with the baby mamma of the ex boyfriend of Fav B. Fav A said the BM would get brown showers in exchange for drugs. (Fav A stopped being BM's friend when the BM called her a nigger.)

ilbbaicnl

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8 months ago

Serious note: I've heard you can get on the sex offender list for public urination. So, don't write your real name in the snow, write "Rick".

ilbbaicnl

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8 months ago

^ or NiceSpice

Mate27

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8 months ago

it happened to me once with a real hottie.

Jascoi

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8 months ago

it was fun and a lasting memory... (she gave and I received.)

Jascoi

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8 months ago

Libby ape or whatever the fuck your name is, this rick must say that your use of BM as an abbreviation for baby mama was a bit disturbing on a quick scan. I mean really, golden showers are one thing but let’s not get scatological. Well… I did once play house cat with a sexy female, but that wasn’t disgusting because I went in kitty litter after she fed me the lil’ friskies. Well, the friskies are disgusting. Maybe I shoulda tried meow mix. Okay, I digress and prolly shouldn’t have shared my rick perversions - rickversions if you will. But I must say that I was really drunk when I came up with the house cat idea. Imma get back to some good clean dirty fun with a sexy female now. And some Jack. ROAR!!!

rickthelion

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8 months ago

Whatever floats your boat Jascoi ape. But this rick is only really interested in givin’. ROAR!!

rickthelion

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8 months ago

There's a rumor that Pink Sugar Doll pees Mountain Dew. I could get into that.

ilbbaicnl

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8 months ago

I have no interest in these activities for other than necessary bodily functions. I’d never ask for it. If a girl I was with wanted it, I might do it to make her happy but thankfully nobody’s ever asked. I think it’s a micropercentage of people who are into it. I did have one drunk girl pass out and piss while she was sleeping on top of me. At least I think she was passed out.

Hank Moody

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8 months ago

Being drunk is no excuse for piss-raping.

ilbbaicnl

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8 months ago

Leave it rickthelion to bring up this topic. Once, at a zoo, a lion was projecting his outflow quite a long distance, nearly blasting the people looking at him. Regarding GS as a fetish, we all have different interests and thresholds for lines we won't cross. Today, I have absolutely no interest in it, but who knows where I wil stand on the topic after a few years. Fetishes change over time, likely becoming more extreme. Perhaps that's why the "dirty old man" designation exists.....once a guy is old, he gets bored with "normal" fetishes, and progresses into more deviant activities.

funonthaside

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8 months ago

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