Crazy shit
Wednesday, October 11, 2023 6:07 PM
Name 2-3 crazy things you have done in your life, you would never consider doing again. 1) In my mid 20s, on 2 occasions, I bought an old shitbox, fixed it up until it complied with the rules and then entered and competed in 2 demolition derbies at the old Westborough Speedway in Massachusetts. Even though no one ever dies in these things, it was still scary to me.
2) We parked outside of Dania jai Alai on the grass. While I was parking my car 3 men with guns robbed my sister-in-law and her neighbor and then ran into the shitty neighborhood next door. Unarmed, I chased them down and when they tried to escape in a car I jumped on the hood of the car, wouldn't let go, and caused it to crash. They fired 3-4 shots at me as they ran. Never got the money back, the car was stolen, so we never found out who they were, and my wife looked at me and called me the dumbest fuck on earth because why would anyone other than the dumbest fuck on earth risk getting shot and killed for less than $200. I then learned that jokingly saying "let's go drive around and look for them", makes some people quite angry.
Tell us how stupid you were/are.
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